Seytan (Turkish "The Exorcist") Part 11/14

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• exorcist
• turkish
• seytan

[movieCultist]

I'm going to exorcise myslef from watching this awful movie.

[tenoralkid]

Actually, this is even more scary than the american original.

[gencobayful]

aman bu şeytanda bagırmaktan baskada bi boka yaramıyo.

[kahra76man]

All Turkish movies in the history including comtemporary ones have a common attribute. This is the only reason they could not succeed anything in terms of anything. Literally. I dont know if there is a way of telling it in a word but the reason is: any scene should normally be "one unit of time" is extended somehow to at least "5 units of times". For instance even if it is enough to show a face for 5 seconds Turkish diroctor genetically "must" shoot it at least 25 seconds..

[ptaah7]

şeytana dini bilgi verip edebiyat yapıyor.

hoca:...büyük rahmetine sığınmasına izin ver:İzleyici:Amin

Hoca:insan düşmanı alçak şeytanı bir kere daha kahret İzleyici:Amin

Kendimi kandil gecesinde zannettim:)



[MadonnasMrDj]

@tenoralkid I hope you're kidding!

[LilyPicta7]

Spitting play-doh^^

[TheCONTINUE]

at 1:05

"Whatt is that water in the bottle?"

"Zemzem water (*search google)"

What the shit is that? did the translator just get lazy and tell us to go search for it on google?

[fraroc]

isnt it weird that its islams doing a CHRISTIAN style exorcism? Actual islamic exorcisms are more ritualistic.

[dunkenus]

@tanL22 our version of the Devil is not the Christian version of the devil aka fallen angels (rebellious angels.) we believe that God created Angels,Man and the Devils differently...and Men are more supperior than the Angels and Demons brought together in term of Honor because men are created with will and sound mind

[HenryvKeiper]

"...made by the creature you created from the fires, to the one you created from mud."

This is Muslim, all right.

[davidendresden]

not Zemzem water but Zam-zam water. Look for it at the Wikipedia.

[davidendresden]

sdvsdvsd

[tanL22]

@tenoralkid Yeah, scary that a piece of trash like this was allowed to be made!

[fraroc]

@LouisFreind101 I didnt know that they even belived in the Devil.

[fraroc]

this is so cheesy its not funny

[tmprogram]

@stonegrooved agreed....

[FSquareMusic]

@LouisFreind101

they actually don't lol

[FSquareMusic]

hmmm i miss jesus a lil bit ...

[badboy3675309]

tenoralkid,no its not,its kinda stupid,the turky are so sad

[gerryono]

@LouisFreind101

oh yes, quite common

[LouisFreind101]

I did not know that Islam believed in exorcisms.

[LouisFreind101]

Ben Türkiye'de şimdi olsaydı. Ben Rakı, şiş kebap, taze ekmek özledim.

Ben senin Shepherd's Pie seviyorum.

Huzur.

[LouisFreind101]

Bu Türk halkının Amerikan Exorcist (Şeytan) film görmek için izin verilmiyordu doğru mu?

@ hakan8777

Sana türk Televizyon bu film görülmeye korktun sanırım. Onların İslam exorcists bilmiyordu.

Her neyse. Huzur.