A Christmas Story (Parody of Love Story)

Hasn't everyone had an affair with Santa Clause?

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Lyrics:
I had an affair with Santa Clause
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm laying there
Near a christmas tree in winter air

See the lights
See the eggnog, the stockings
I see you with your big, fat belly
And say ho ho
You only used two ho's

But you were Santa Clause, you were giving presents
But my daddy said I celebrate Hanukkah
But I would never cheat on you
Unlike that Tiger Woods, and I said

(Chorus)
Santa Clause take me somewhere to the North Pole
I've been a good boy
Please don't give me any coal
You'll be the prince and I'll just be obsessed
It's a Christmas story Santa just say yes

So I sneak out to the kitchen to see you
Mrs. Clause would kill us both if she knew
So grab some milk
I really do like your red silk

'Cause you were Santa Clause, I was a small black gangsta
And my daddy said I celebrate Kwanzaa
But you were everything to me
Facebooked you all the time and I said

(Chorus)
Santa Clause take me somewhere to the North Pole
I've been a good boy
Please don't give me any coal
You'll be the prince and I'll just be obsessed
It's a christmas story Santa just say yes

Santa Clause save me, December 25th is near
I love you oh so much, I'll be your reindeer
I'll be Prancer, you won't even have to stress
It's a Christmas story Santa just say yes
Ho Ho

I got tired of waiting
Sittin by the chimney for you to come down
I'm thinking about mating
When I met you on the outskirts of town I said

Santa Clause save me I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting
for you but you never come
Is this in my head? This has to be a dream
Mrs. Clause walked out and started to scream

And said, Tobi Aremu
You better leave my man alone
Or I'll kill you with one, quick fatal blow
I talked to your dad, he said that you are a ho

It was a Christmas story, Santa just said NO

Ho, ho, ho, ho
'Cause I had an affair with Santa Clause

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• christmas story
• tobi aremu
• taylor swift
• love story
• parody
• comedy
• santa clause
• affair
• music video

[MM67productions]

taylor ima let you finish but tobiaremu had the best parody of ALL time!

[belleawesome]

He does realize that santa wont come down the chimney when theres a fire right?

[fweetie218]

Lol I like the part when u said......... unlike tiger woods!!!!!

[TheTbogt12]

Lolz! Watching this on my iPhone at school! Thumbs up if you've seen this way more than once! THUMBY GOES UPPY!!

[lecamarcolino]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2012, thumbs up if you LOVED this, adn of course, thumbs up if you SUBSCRIBED!!!

[RAMsisters]

hes awesome

[starzejbs]

that right good but what has the other boy got to do with it?????

[Colenelly]

He has literally the worst voice control I've ever heard. I love it so much

[LivexLaughxLoveJuicy]

LOVE IT!!!!!

[brittney1641]

On 1:57 they got some good moves

[brittney1641]

@iThomassXD did it work? XD