Bill Maher : The Decider - "Let's Say We Did" (HBO)

Watch a clip from Bill Maher's Stand Up Comedy show. For more information on HBO Comedy Specials, go to http://itsh.bo/eH2XCG.

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• Decider
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[fububalla]

Wow, I gotta start dating chicks that abstain!

[withoutthee88]

This shit is funny as fuck

[zofspade]

@postalmeter ...Or women are much more repressed than men...

[postalmeter]

@BigMikeMcBastard

Are you NUCKING FUTZ?

Screen-actresses, especially the top ones, are in the bottom % of body-mass index to begin with; and after that, they get more plastic surgery than a fucking MANAKIN, whether they admit it or not.

I think you need to get a CLUE.

It's a biological FACT that a woman's testosterone-level rises after age 30, and that controls not only the sex-drive but masculinity overall; so while they reach their sexual peak at 40, NOBODY CARES!!!

[BigMikeMcBastard]

@postalmeter I wasn't talking about averages, I was talking about the fact that some women just will not get off on straight vaginal intercourse, period, and you'll have to stimulate the clit to get her there.

Also, laffo at the idea of women getting "old and masculine-looking" after they hit 30. Natalie Portman is 30. Angelina Jolie is 36. Hell, Demi Moore is nearly 50 and she's still a fox. As a 31 year old you seriously have to reevaluate your attitude regarding women your age, I think.

[postalmeter]

@BigMikeMcBastard

Some women are just stubborn mules when it comes to it, their sex drive varies a lot more than a man's-- that's so men will give them shit in order to have sex, since if women were equally horny then they'd do it for free.

So yeah duh they need more stimulation on average, especially before they get hornier when they're old and masculine-looking after they hit 30.

[postalmeter]

Or Bill Maher has a dick that's so small it couldn't break a wet tissue let alone a condom.

[BigMikeMcBastard]

@Catcherintherye11111 There is no such thing as "a girl". Some will and some won't, there's no catch-all rule for women and orgasms. Some won't ever have an orgasm from vaginal penetration and you'll have to actually work on the clitoris to get her there.

[vonKressenstein]

It's long long been known that religious chicks are bigger freaks in the sack....

The only problem with many of them is that they hate to "plan it" so they never use birth control, and when they do it, they don't care if they get pregnant (and then they want to keep their mistake).

The pregnany rate for the "christian" abstainer (lol) girls is far far higher than the general population.

[Cioppa182]

according to this video, Maher lost his virginity when he was 17

[RoyalRamirez]

@fububalla Emphasis on the "STAIN" Giggity!