Let's Play Ultima VII The Serpent Isle 16: Brutal Murder for Fun and Profit

Back to old ways, I see. After getting a shiny sword, the Avatar can't help but test it out. And the closest thing to test it out on...

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[Kruggy0]

"Let's Not Play Ultima VII The Serpent Isle In The Intended Manner 16: Brutal Murder for Fun and Profit"

[Kikoskia]

If it wasn't intended for that to happen, then why did they even put the mechanic in there to profit from the dead bodies?

[Nightenstaff]

Step One: Rob lighting

Step Two: Kill guard for XP

Step Three: Grind guard into dust for 100 coins

I can't wait to see what's next!

Step Four: Burn down orphanage to impress girlfriend?

Step Five: Skin live puppies for cloak?

Step Six: Cast Armageddon spell when tavern wench takes too long?

[emilysong2000]

And the Avatar finds yet another way to get rich quick through bloody murder. No one on Serpent Isle is safe.

[storrs19]

@Kikoskia Exactly. Just about everything in each Ultima is there for a purpose, no matter how odd or seemingly useless it may be.

[thedragonb0y]

Kiko has to be the most colorful hero I have ever seen.

He does all the things normal video game protagonists don't think of!

Guess the Avatar tax goes in many ways...BUA HA HA HA HA HA! ...*cough*

[adamg6284]

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[Xidusx]

@Kikoskia touché

[mimpone]

Avatar: damnit.. no more space for these halberds

Dupre: but m'lord..can't we just put them on top of eachother?

Avatar: WHAT!! DUPRE! OF WHAT WITCHERY SPEAKS THY! GIMME YOUR ARMOUR AND GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH....a Jill sandwich that is

[Dalxien]

Dupre: Is that virtu- ohhhhh forget it. :/

[sirdownloadsalot]

Once great soilders killed by goblins (And not kiko, no!) Are delivered by the brave, handsome, witty and dashing kiko, for a fair fund! So those brave goblin-not-kiko killed guards, may find piece. And if you THINK you saw kiko murder those guards, you are mistaken. And if you continue to belive the lies, kiko will give you the ultimate Avatar tax EVER. Up where the magic storms don't dare to strike.

[TheCastellan]

Profit via murder and slaughter, the Dick Cheney method of getting rich quick.

[Mgame1988]

Even pikemen pay the Avatar tax. With their lives and bodies.

[forgalzz7]

There are several dead or legitimately killed pikemen found near Monitor: One in Knight's Test, three in the Goblin camp, six in the caves near Furnace. That's a thousand Monetari.