Barbara Bush Hopes Sarah Palin Will Stay in Alaska

Dumbest Sarah Palin's Quotes on Foreign Policy:

"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." --Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008.

"They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan." --Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, Oct. 5, 2008, etc

Sarah Palin Jokes:

"It turns out the highest paid person in the McCain campaign, not the campaign manager, not the pollsters -- Palin's makeup artist. I'm not kidding. She flies to every city where Palin appears. And McCain, he just gets the local gal who does the funeral home. It's not as bad as it sounds. The makeup girl is also Palin's top foreign policy adviser." --Bill Maher.

"In Boca Raton, Florida, yesterday, a woman who looked like Sarah Palin caused a near riot when she walked into a diner for breakfast. And after a minute or two, people finally realized it wasn't her when she started answering questions." --Jay Leno.
"Hugh Hefner is entering the fray. Hugh Hefner has asked Sarah Palin to pose nude for Playboy magazine. Yeah, and Palin said she'd agree to pose for Playboy as long as there's no interview." --Conan O'Brien

"During the debate the other night, the moderator asked Sarah Palin to describe her Achilles heel, but instead of talking about her biggest weakness, she talked about her greatest strength, which apparently is not answering questions." --Jay Leno
"Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is promoting her new book and she's going to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Sarah and Oprah. On the one hand, a very powerful woman qualified to be President of the United States, and on the other hand, you have Sarah." David Letterman.
"Sarah Palin was asked a question by a third grader and she got it wrong. She apparently still does not know what the vice president does ... She says he or she runs the Senate. No, not in this country. You know I would never accuse George Bush of being a bright man, but when he was elected, at least he knew which building to show up to." --Bill Maher

"But if you think about it, Sarah Palin and Oprah Winfrey have a lot in common. They both helped get Obama elected." David Letterman
"In a recent study, the United States was ranked the 114th happiest country in the world. Then Sarah Palin stepped down. Now we're at 17." --Conan O'Brien
"Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be the Governor of Alaska. First thing, she woke up and went out on her porch and waved goodbye to Russia." --David Letterman.
"Republicans are blaming Nancy Pelosi for the bailout not going through. Democrats are blaming it on an incomplete proposal by the Republicans. John McCain is blaming Barack Obama. Barack Obama is blaming John McCain. And Sarah Palin is praying nobody asks her what's going on." --Jay Leno.
"This is true, according to a new report, I was reading this today in the paper, thousands of pregnant mothers in this country are planning to name their baby Barack. That's true. Yeah, after hearing this, Sarah Palin told Bristol, 'Don't even think about it.'" --Conan O'Brien
"You know who is really, really happy that John McCain did not win last night? The boyfriend of Sarah Palin's daughter. He doesn't have to get married now. 'Whew, thank God!'" --Jay Leno
"According to expense reports, Sarah Palin charged the state of Alaska over $21,000 for her children to travel with her on official business. In fairness to Gov. Palin, when she leaves them home alone they get pregnant." --Seth Meyers

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[jckfmsincty]

Oh Barbara, if only your family had stayed in Texas.

[klimaxxx06]

Come on Dems lets support Palin for 2012!

PALIN 2012=4 MORE YEARS FOR OBAMA

[xtremehardy388]

I love Barbara Bush

[gzee9zpvvv]

Old man barbara bush

[BusinessIDBAI]

Don't blame her, she was the only decent one of the whole bunch.

[MrDermo1974]

eeeeeeeww !!!!!!!!

[iAMtheREALspeed]

WHO? gives a FUCK what Barbara Bush wants!!!??? she did nothing but suck a presidents dick.

[leafyutube]

Barbara is a smart guy.

[2ndT0M3h]

watch how the camera is focused on her to buy her shape shifting husband some time to remain in human form. 0:16

[Mitchell Chapman]

Barbara Bush seems to be a snob! I get irritated just listening to her speak.

[Thebe Bashaleebee]

Since the McCain/Palin and Tea Party fiasco started, I became a registered Democrat ... but I still love Barbara Bush. She's made other past comments I thought were spot on too ... though not the most politically correct.