He's Coming in a Volvo [Happy Holidays!]

Because we didn't want to study for our finals.
Just a note: this song only goes till the New Moon (the book, not the movie).
Enjoy!

Lyrics:
Youuuu better not bleed
You better not smell good
You better not run cos he runs faster
Edward Cullen is a vampire.

He knows where you live
He follows you home
He hates your stupid car cos it's so freakin slow
Edward Cullen is a vampire.

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He hears all of your thoughts
So watch out for goodness sake!

He says he's a monster
But Bella don't care
Then they fall in love now everyone's scared
Cos Edward Cullen is a vampire.

He says he's the lion
And Bella's the lamb
Victoria's a bitch and she wants Bella dead
Edward Cullen is a vampire.

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He hears all of your thoughts
So watch out for goodness sake!

Bella's a klutz
and Jasper likes blood
Edward freaks out now Bella's alone
Edward Cullen is a vampire.

Bella's depressed
But Jacob can help
She wants to be friends but Jacob wants more
And Jacob Black is a werewolf.

He's from the reservation
His shirt never stays on
He shakes when he gets angry
So watch out for goodness sake!

Edward wants out
He goes to Italy
Bella must save him from the Volturi
Cos they can't live without each other.

The Volturi are scary
They question the vampires
They dig Bella's power
And they let them go free
And Edward Cullen's coming
You mean the cold pale man who sparkles in the sun?
BUM BUM-BUM.
He's coming to town!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• ranisha
• marcia
• twilight
• new moon
• santa claus is coming to town
• christmas
• carols
• we need to use our time better