Sharks in Venice - Stephen Baldwin's Manboobs & "Pushing Things" Skills

Full review here: http://www.MrDestructo.com/2009/03/sharks-in-venice.html

While being pursued by the mafia in order to capture Louis XIV's time-traveling crusades-era treasure (which is buried under the Venetian canals — which are patrolled by great white sharks), Stephen Baldwin uses such diverse techniques as pushing over wine bottles, pushing over statues, pushing over other things, hiding behind stuff, stopping chainsaws with thin pieces of wood and hypnotizing people with his little-boy running and jiggling manboobs to defeat the cartoonishly stupid gangsters.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Sharks
• in
• Venice
• Stephen
• Baldwin
• Manboobs
• Pushing
• Things
• Saws

[hunkatiel]

haha @3:02, hmm chainsaw cut wood, he looks so surprised.

[josephknightcom]

OK. 3:02

Does the guy with the chainsaw stop to check his phone messages while Stephen picks up the chair!?

Let's all count together. Dodge the blade and...

one one-thousand

two one-thousand

three one-thousand

four one-thousand

...aaaand I'm back. Let me resume sawing you.

[josephknightcom]

Don't forget his exaggerated facial stare while hiding skills.

[DaKrustyJugglers]

his face at 3:02 is priceless

[Deremixproductions]

Oh god. HORRIBLE. AGH.

[heydave56]

OMG! This is beyond the mere limits of "bad" into a new realm of pure Dumb!

[Banmann1223]

hahahahahahahahaaha he all fat and ugly

[Macaca111]

Don't forget his exaggerated hand motions while running skills.

[leggonator500]

lol

[PoorNipperProduction]

LOLOLOLOLOOLOLLO.