Do you speak English? (English subtitle)

Do you speak English
Excuse me, excuse me,
Sorry,
Do you speak English ?
No, I dont, sorry.
My car is broken down.
I wonder if you could tell me where to find a garage
You know, Thats a waste on it.
I dont understand what you are saying.
You dont speak any English at all.
Not a word
There s one of these things
I wish I paid more attention in school
Excuse me, excuse me ?
Do you speak any English?
English , no
Whats the problem ? I don't know, I cant understand her.
My car is broken down, and I need to find a garage.
No , I am sorry, ,
I didnt understand you at all.
Alright, thanks.
If you go down that way, about half a mile. Theres a village. there might be some lads there speak English.
Speaking Deutsch..
We couldnt be of more help. sorry about that.
You never know.
Next time you are over, maybe we would have learnt a little bit of English for you.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• speak
• English
• subtitle
• dutch
• garage
• British
• humor

[crysxapplesauce]

nottt dutchh, its german..

[trub1n]

Deutsch*

[sparcotiel]

She speaks german -_- german aint dutch

[tzwaan1607]

Wtf worst vid ever!!! It isnt dutch, it is GERMAN

[femenina111]

Ladies and gentleman some people understand a little english so they say they dont know, cause they cannot understand all, and they prefer not to waste their time making the conversation long. But obviously this video is kidding¡¡ XD

[PhilliesPhanPhorever]

Even in the English (UK) dictionary garage is pronounced the "American" way. So clearly Americans don't have accents because we can say squirrel and not sound like a robot.

[1stb1]

whoever wrote the subtitles sucks balls

[fendermaxime]

dutch is netherlands no?

[ILoveJinKazama]

I admit that her accent sounds kinda Dutch...

[ILoveJinKazama]

Ich spreche ein bisschen deutsch. Sprechen Sie deutsch?

-Deutsch, nein. Sprichst du deutsch?

--Deutsch, nein. Nur ein oder zwei Wörter, aber ich bin nicht fließend.

(...)

-...oder deutsch vielleicht.

--Ja, das wäre toll!

[riversidmadafaka]

The author of these subtitles should've paid more attention in school!

1. At 0:06 - after a comma, you don't start with a capital letter.

2. At 0:19 - "That's wasted on me", not "That's a waste on me". Also "what you're saying".

3. At 0:14 - "My car's broken down..." - Present Perfect tense - 's is a contraction of 'has'.

4. At 0:24 - "It's one of those things...", not "There's one of those things..."

5. At 0:54 - They speak GERMAN (Deutsch), not Dutch!!

6. "I CAN speak English" not CAN'T!

[ThysonUK]

NOT DUTCH, GERMANNNNNNN!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR