Stephen Lynch in NH (1of16): Waiting

Stephen Lynch in NH (1of16)

Stephen Lynch at the Casino Ballroom, Hampton Beach, New Hampshire

26 June 2008

There will be 16 videos in this series, which is dedicated to Cara, president of The Lynch Mob (Stephen's fan club), who could not be with us, as her son Riley is planning a jailbreak from her uterus at any moment (***see update below***). And, no, he will NOT look like Shane MacGowan.

I managed to get about 80% of the show, despite battery & chip changing. While I did capture the newest song in Stephen's repertoire, "I Am Not A Jukebox" (Who says you ain't Wayne Brady, Stephen?), alas, the lyrics to "Jerking Off In New Hampshire" are lost to someone less stoned than I.

Speaking of which, the focus issues in these seem to disappear as we go, as there was like, NO, security hassling going on. Apparently, 'Live free or die!' isn't just an empty motto. Good on you, New Hampshire!!! I've been spending a lot of time in your state recently, and I'm really getting a boner for it. These posts will now help spread the Gospel According to Craig, until and unless Stephen asks me to take 'em down (he knows how to find me).

I suggest watching the series in order, as Stephen does refer back to previous jokes. Also, it will give you the chance to follow the thrilling saga of the two drunk chicks that eventually got booted from the venue. Stephen tries to play nice, but when these two obnoxious cunts can't take a hint...? Good TV.

Stephen is later joined by Rod Cone and David Josefsberg, so stay tuned for that, as well as some new songs: "Waiting," "Prettier Than You," "Peanuts," and (my personal favorite) "Medieval Bush."

Do yourself a favor, and click the 'watch in high quality' link (where available), then appreciate how much time I've spent uploading these huuuuuge files for you, my little Lynchlets. Here's the playlist. Go have fun, and I'll see you again at the end of the show...

1. Waiting
2. Steve Perry & New Hampshire
3. Vanilla Ice Cream (incomplete - battery change)
4. Little Tiny Mustache
5. Craig
6. I Am Not A Jukebox
7. Special Ed
8. Peanuts
9. Beelz
10. Prettier Than You
11. She's Got A Smile (part 1)
12. She's Got A Smile (part 2)
13. She's Got A Smile (part 3)
14. Medieval Bush
15. Dirty Sanchez (by David Josefsberg)
16. Pierre

Peace,

Rob
Captain
Bridgeport, CT Stoned Table

P.S.: Have you seen my gerbil?



* * * UPDATE * * *
Cara had her son on my birthday!
W00t!
He's healthy, and the coat-hanger
marks hardly even show.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• slinnh
• stephen
• lynch
• waiting

[Kinravip]

10,000 views!!! (on the night I saw him for the 6th time! Woo hoo!)

[xarriluseth]

wow... evil laugh at 0:52

[Kinravip]

That would be me.

All part of my application to the Evil League of Evil. ;)

[t3chn0punk]

wtf do ppl feel it necessary to write down whats on the fking video in comments. we can all hear the fking lyrics.

[Kinravip]

For the same reason that farts stink:

So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

[Giorgioboo535]

You know what I realised watching all these Videos? His songs get more and more improved!!! I mean at his first songs He was funny... but now he's GREAT!!! Just listen to Dirty Sanchez! There's quality in these songs although they have more "dirty" Language than ever!

[CadeFoster88]

I loved the "Philadelphia" reference. Denzel Washington will sue the fuck out of AIDS.

[Nogarkhaz]

The girl has just the best laughter. :D

[AsukaEva215]

@Kinravip lmao!!!!

[AndyTheBeastlyActor]

That is because he thought if he could avoid swearing, he would get them played on top 10 radio stations. Ha

[Douwant2play]

Ya listening to some his old songs, some don't even have swearing...

[DaveO15]

Yeah, his songs got way DOORTIER. :P