Best jokes ever and scary ghost trick

This is how you can make light bulb explode so friends think it is ghost. They will be terrorized. But listen on jokes for they show which country ghost is from.

This is setup, you know priests scare you with ghosts to make you pay money. Priests are thieves. But this is trick you do to scare friends and maybe they give you money too? Wrap foil around light to protect it from water. Then get ice and put on foil above light. I used tape to keep in place. Then light bulb, make sure it is 100 watt or above, will get hit on water and then explode from cool down. But while you wait, you tell friends you know ghosts and ghost will pop light bulb when you tell joke from ghost's home country.

Here is one joke I did not include.
A Canadian and a Quebecer walk into a bar. The Canadian says "ouch!" The Quebecer says, "this is not funny, what is French translation."

Why do Nigerians have big members? Because their women have big booties. How you say budonkadonk?

(I send this out once but error happen. I apologize if you get twice.)

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[madcat0149]

gay

[howtobeterrorist]

your grandma

[madcat0149]

my grandma died in a car accident a week ago you dick

[howtobeterrorist]

this not qualify for 72 virgins. sorry.

[JLeVeRT13]

why do "so called" terrorists ALWAYS wear United States Army camo.

Like this guy is

[howtobeterrorist]

So FBI will not notice me on videos. Believe this, I am well hidden from enemy eyes. I am best on world too, I am saying this.

[kanchadie]

I hope in the near fututre u'll learn how to make people laugh.

[jumboljim]

you do know this is an american site right?

[pepsidime]

"Why did the germans try to conquer europe?  because they are shitheads." LMAO!

[maskedreview]

You do realize a guy that's pretending to not know the English language just made fun of your grammar, right? Epic fail on your part, handlebar.

[Moseslawgiver]

This good.

I blow you.

[olemoseraun]

because theyre all fat, lmao:) haha

[SoNoiircii]

lol love when you said the erection ghost then the bulb exploded at the right time. nice

[Briskel2]

hahahaha nice

[1devo6587]

lol at 1:38 nice joke about usa and WW 2!

[sonicedhoedown1]

llol