Doritos Ad entry... Doris

An entry for the Doritos advert competition about my unrequited love for Doris (aka Doritos)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• doritos
• dark
• kinky
• stupid
• humor
• humour
• comedy
• rubber

[youcerberus]

To be honest, this ad has given me the most to talk about, and is the most memorable of all the Doritos ads I've watched, which may or may not be a good thing.

Now go and listen to Culture Club.

[bjorn1974]

I win, I win, I win!!!

You are right: this competition is my life. I am a sad post-op transexual frustrated by life's failure to accept me.

[youcerberus]

I may not be in a position to tell you what "people" want, but considering the general consensus from the majority of those who view it is the same as mine (thus the 2 star rating and multiple negative [to say the least] comments), I think it's safe to say that "people" aren't looking for a guy wearing rubber gloves warbling on to a bag of crisps to sell them doritos, and the sooner you admit that the better. As for your later comments, they prove you're of inadequate intellect.

[bjorn1974]

go and have a look at my other ratings sweet pea.... generally rather high... I'm only messing about... you shouldn't take life so seriously... taste is a matter of opinion. Now go off and listen to Avril Lavigne like a good little teenage rebel.

[youcerberus]

to be honest dick head this might be good in your mind but thats not what people want these days, humor and action and funny stuff not stupid crap with no meaning to it. P.S. ... THIS PUT ME OFF DORITOS FOR LIFE. THANKS FOR RUINING MY LIFE IDIOT

[bjorn1974]

I don't think you're in a position to speak about what "people" want. You can speak for yourself, that's all, and you don't do a very good job of that either! Why so angry? Are you impotent? Small penis? Stinky breath? Get help!

[youcerberus]

That's good of you to admit it.

[youcerberus]

Don't get me wrong, this video made me laugh (albeit in a cruel kind of way), and I'll admit that you're other videos do get generally higher ratings (though whether they are deserving of them is another point entirely). I take your point, it is just a stupid advert competition that shouldn't be taken too seriously (though, frankly your persistent defense of the thing gives the impression you think otherwise!)

[sunwaggle]

im sorry dude this kinda scared me xx

[bjorn1974]

you have a very literal mind. you must be from somewhere nasty in dublin like cabra. go and watch some of my other videos and perhaps your mind will expand... i want to help you, I really do. My name's not Jaysus by the way.