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He would steal peoples left socks! I would bring the whole neiborhood down with sock fever! MuAHAHAHA! An dhead be called sock monkey (funny)
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I would teach my monkey to piss on people that annoy me
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if i had a money i would teach it to rob a bank then i would get all the money and buy lot and lots of things. so if get a monkey u might want to put your money in a bank with lats of security
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Rawr
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I would teach my monkey, to sell drugs. and then smoke them.
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If I had a monkey, I would train it to find you Danny!
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if i had a monkey i would teach it to throw cheese
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I would get a female monkey so it never left the kitchen. After I teach it too cook ounce I learn how to cook
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My monkey would go and be the downfall of the humans
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i would teach my monkey to scare people. because scaring people is fun :l
I would teach my monkey to be a turtle. Because everybody loves turtles.
danwkkd 1 month ago 42
If I had a monkey, I would name it, Mr. Isaac Banana Newmonkey I would train it to kill my brother. So that I get his X-Box, Then play C.O.D with Mr. Isaac Banana Newmonkey. The good thing is. He'll never know...
msrachel1998 3 weeks ago 23