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Uploaded by on Dec 8, 2009

Written by David Thorne from http://www.27bslash6.com/

It's funny in a funny sort of way.

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  • I would teach my monkey to be a turtle. Because everybody loves turtles.

  • If I had a monkey, I would name it, Mr. Isaac Banana Newmonkey I would train it to kill my brother. So that I get his X-Box, Then play C.O.D with Mr. Isaac Banana Newmonkey. The good thing is. He'll never know...

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  • He would steal peoples left socks! I would bring the whole neiborhood down with sock fever! MuAHAHAHA! An dhead be called sock monkey (funny)

  • I would teach my monkey to piss on people that annoy me

  • if i had a money i would teach it to rob a bank then i would get all the money and buy lot and lots of things. so if get a monkey u might want to put your money in a bank with lats of security

  • Rawr

  • I would teach my monkey, to sell drugs. and then smoke them.

  • If I had a monkey, I would train it to find you Danny!

  • if i had a monkey i would teach it to throw cheese

  • I would get a female monkey so it never left the kitchen. After I teach it too cook ounce I learn how to cook

  • My monkey would go and be the downfall of the humans

  • i would teach my monkey to scare people. because scaring people is fun :l

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