JEZEBEL outer space invasion

JEZEBEL - OUTER SPACE INVASION
Jezebel welcomes comments on what to do if aliens land on your front lawn and look in your windows

JEZEBEL'S COMMENT FORUM- Thank you Friends!

KayLo60: Very clever and well done. I almost believed your story. Actually, I just finished gathering up some of my old sweaters. I'm going to put them outside...perhaps on my neighbor's front porch...then I'll sit by my window and wait to see what happens. :-) Thanks for making me smile.

KayLo60, thank you for watching my show and for your kind comment! You are very brave to wait for the alien creatures by the window. (I was hiding behind my sofa.) ;) Jezebel

Brien: Deborah Harry from Blondie was trying to warn us about these creatures. They were the men from mars, eating cars and bars, then afterwards they only ate guitars. Who would know they would come back for our sweaters

Brien, how wise of you to remember these prophetic words from Blondie. (If only she could have warned us about the sweaters too.) Thank you for sharing! Jezebel

Brien: Well they were eating guitars then, not sweaters. Of course they may not have been the same ones
Some guitars are very expensive too!

selloutasaurus: I have some old sweaters I'd like to get rid of.Where's the alien drop-off location? Very goofy! 5*

Thank you, selloutasaurus! Great idea you have for the drop-off location - maybe Mrs. Minkster could organize it. ;) Jezebel

MrDelight: Mrs. Minkster used to live next door to me, and I never knew a worse harridan. Dreadful that you would represent her as a pillar of society here.

Er, thank you for that input, Mr. Delight. :) Jezebel

NextStepDiva: I would like to feed the aliens all of my holiday sweaters. I will even season them myself

Brien: Sadly, Holiday sweaters might be like holiday fruit cake to these aliens. they may just bring them back to their planet to re-gift them.

Brien: I have some old sweaters they might like. does it matter if they're wool or acrylic?

Brien, first, thank you for watching my show and participating. Your question is a very good one. I believe the creatures from out of space would like your sweaters no matter what. All the best, Jezebel

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