the gayest Army viewing thus far.

So next time you find someone who hasn't been in the Army for too long acting all tough, ask them about their jazzical stomp team and cadences.

Turn the speakers up.

"somebody said we're #2, we're number 1! *insert company name*"

"we don't need no Echo (Echo is the name of the other company) icky icky Echo! (tough army...aren't you supposed to be our largest and most funded military branch?)"

"shoot em in the head shoot em in the head kill! (or huah) you've got to reload and shoot em again (because the Army sucks at shooting they use more than an entire magazine)"

"dump em in the river HA HA HA HA let em dance and drown"

"slam their head on the pavement"


I wonder how much of their boot camp they spent rehearsing these stupid cadences.
Real tough. Until they get tired and stressed out and pull out their stress cards and then go on light duty for as long as they can

Next time I will try getting some video of them walking around. Because I guess now instead of partaking in military type duties, they just run around and play GI Joe with all their plastic rifles and rocket launchers, no lie. And they go into the chow hall and flag everyone down with their careless handling of their real and fake rifles. It's ok...that's not how friendly fire casualties and deaths happen all the time...

ARMY STRONG HUUUUAH.

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[werwr4]

i was born on fort bliss texas, at 6 years old i learned that candence, its called down by the river, i dont know how u think in your mind that any of this video was gay.. maybe you should try singing that while running 10miles, it expands your lungs, they sing that song to help them be able to keep moving and keep going in combat, cmon ill teach you myself you lil bitch, both of my parents were in the military, airborne and infantry, so i take an ofence to this video name. u bitch little coward

[RD929]

@werwr4 Kudos to your parents. Don't take offense, it's all in humor. Go look up some Gay Marine videos, you'll find plenty.

[dArRiKaDaM]

heres what happend..this bitch who made this video hears cadences outside, and instantly pops a boner..then grabs his camera and goes outside to admire the U.S. ARMY. im in the army..and im almost 95% sure that the little anklebiter who made this vid wouldnt make it one day in the military..

[RD929]

@dArRiKaDaM Former United States Marine JSOTF. I wear a KIA bracelet for the 2 Army Green Berets on my team that we lost.

[SGTolson]

Thank the lord Marine Boot Camp is still the same! Leaving in a couple months for boot.

[frankthetankize]

bet the guy who made this vid doesn't have the balls to join up

[xBountyHunter45x]

If you were in bct you would know why we do them but obviously your not so don't be bashing my battles like that and we shoot entire magazines to save the drill sergeants the time of doing more paper work for any live rounds we dont shoot

[Irishboy330]

unless your in the military you wont understand the camaraderie  between the branches. It's a love hate thing. We bash on each other jokingly all the time, it's just what we do.

[RolloTheApollo]

Lol... Army.

[pchoi619]

@RD929 Then why would you talk shit on the army if you honor two of your friends, who are green berets? I thought that military personnel would respect one another. Ultimately, youre on the same side. I guess not.

[XxRobertBoyxX]

Were all allies unless your a taliban or some other crazy fucker, so live with it!

[chatanwarrior]

lol funny and funnier still you kick in dumb ass commenters

[Mr619BOii]

@SGTolson

when you ship out i leave for MCRD SAN DIEGO june 13th lima co.

[SamuraiPie8111]

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