Uploaded by TheOnion on Oct 30, 2008
Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.
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The funny thing is that Christmas, which this is obviously a play on, is itself filled to the brim with Pagan traditions. So they could just as easily have done a bit on Christmas itself.
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I want Clifford Banes's job...
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SNL is dead...The Onion rules! lol
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He is scared the fatass might eat him
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the fat lady is funny as hell in all the onion skits...
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That's why I wear my amulet around my neck.
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Exactly.
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True, but then again all of the western 'holidays' (Xmas, Easter, Halloween, New Years...) are based in superstitious pagan rituals that have at one time been hijacked by religion and are now the property of the cash register.
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A REASON FOR THE SEASON!
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I've never heard of that, probably some batshit crazy baptist church.
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