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Tron Girl! They're gonna kick your ass (albeit virtually.) Key of Awesome #25.

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Part Three in the Nerd Trilogy! See the other parts here:
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-z54EP0EhM
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4zbBEifkrU

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Check out Erik Beck at http://www.youtube.com/user/indymogul

Written, Designed, and Directed by Tom Small
Vocals and additional lyrics by Mark Douglas
Music by Jake Chudnow

Featuring:
Yellow Nerd- Erik Beck
Red Nerd- Tom Small
Cyber Babe- Lauren Francesca
Master Control Program- Mark Douglas
Bullies- Pedro Borges

LYRICS:
Here we go again, here we go, yo
Ah, ah, that really hurts, ah
Seriously stop, that hurts. ah

Jocks love high school, but for me its a prison
Do you always gotta hassle me right while I'm whizzin'? 
I know your burly, I know I'm girly,
But could we go a day without me getting swirly?
I'm not gonna whine or pull a Columbine
But the gloves are coming off when I see you Online 
Yeah, sure, in real life you can knock me on my face
But the shit is going down in cyberspace! 

You better watch out in cyberspace! 
Gonna disappear, never leave a trace 
Gonna eff your ass up in cyberspace! 
I make my own rules in my virtual space 
 
I'm a word processor, you're a carbon copy
I got a hard drive, and your diskette is floppy. 
Wow, check out those vectors, I'd like to inspect her... 
Yeah, fat chance, Mr. Pocket Protector!
I know all the short cuts and all the hot keys
you're Commodore 64, I'm Power PC
So head on home so you can beat your meat-
Wait! Reboot! Control-Alt-Delete! 
This neuromance makes my motherboard hot
I'll slam some new RAM in her Expansion Slot
Digital refinery, her digits are Binary
She said lets make out I said God... finally!
Stand back son, don't stress the professor
from the looks of this girl, I need a Surge Suppressor
This dominatrix'll array my pixels
Finally someone's gonna touch my dicksel
while you're begging girls to come on back to your place,
I'll be having virtual intercourse in cyberspace. 

Cock-blocking your pal in cyberspace! 
Gonna kick your ass, albeit virtually. 
It's every man for himself in cyberspace. 
I'm stuck in this suit, and I have to pee 
 
In cyberspace, she called me her hero
but back in real life she's only ones and zeroes. 
My computer is busted, now I'm stuck in this place,
and I wanna go back to cyberspace. 
He wants to go back to cyberspace.
Maybe they should try talking to real girls
instead of inventing these virtual worlds

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  • I <3 Lauren

  • the girl is pretty

    

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  • My dick brought me here...

  • i just came because of the thumb nail... :D

  • @TKGriffiths Nope its one of them originals

  • i always laugh so hard when he says "finally someone's gonna touch my dixel!"

    ps the guy in the red shirt is kinda cute :D

  • that girl is sexy as sex

  • dam lauren is soo hot, she makes me rise everytime..

  • shes phooping a trail

  • Is this an original song? If not what's the original called?

  • Me n' my friends were watching this vid nd my one friend the nerd in yellow was sexy and my other friend said to me,"you could make a good knock-off of lauren."

  • @adorablesmileykaty Who the fuck would have sex wiv der bestie?!?!

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