Sandra Lee - Porch Swing Iced Tea

Originally aired as part of the "Picnic Time" episode (Episode SH0612H) on the Food Network, May, 13th, 2007.

Ingredients:

• 1 shot citrus vodka
• Iced tea
• Lemon wheel

Directions:

Special Equipment: 1 highball glass
Fill highball glass with ice cubes. Pour in vodka and your favorite iced tea.Garnish with lemon wheel and serve.

Category:

Howto & Style

Tags:

• sandra
• lee
• semi-homemade
• food
• network
• picnic
• time
• cocktail
• tea
• vodka

[xxdogofgleexx]

she says "NO SEEDS" like the seeds would take out some of the alcohol.

[abigailbardwell]

more like face plant iced tea

[zeldafreak701]

That's just tea with vodka in it, you god damn mother fucking retard. What's with the all the fancy titles? Trying to cover up the fact that you're a helpless drunk that think putting a bunch of mint leaves and raspberries will make your alcoholic beverages classy? Stupid bitch.

[KKMiniMe]

Yeah, just fill half the glass of "a little bit" of vodka, you hysterical cunt. There's no room for the iced tea because you clogged the top of the glass with smarmy decorative bullshit.

[inferno232]

I'm so glad that Aunt Sandy has taught me to mix alcohol, basic beverages, and garnishes together. It's so difficult.

[knobylob]

@goliaboi lmao

[adamlovesbmws]

i LOL everytime i read the commments on here but i have to say, this sounds good! :)

[goliaboi]

just a little bit of lemon . . . . vodka 

[fIvndy]

Ever notice how she never tastes the atrocities she makes, but she downs her cocktails like theres no tomorrow?

[RCDeschene]

@MDDaviddelgado Oh I have...

2 Shots = half the fucking bottle

[RCDeschene]

Just a couple of ice cubes? O_o

I guess in Sandra measurement a "couple" means a fuck ton.

[Michelle2815CV]

@RayRoark2011 No, couple can BOTH mean two and several. But I guess you take the "A" as a subject rather than couple. Of course, this is not grammatically correct but it's sort of a catchphrase nowadays. It's alright in speaking but don't use it in a composition.