Sh*t 12-steppers DON'T say...

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Transcribed:
I just wanted to party till I was homeless.
You should call your old dealer and see if he wants to come to a meeting.
It works if you worry about it.
All I think about is You You You.
I hate food.
I miss hangovers.
If you eat the literature you don't have to come to meetings anymore.
You should only ever make amends to your exes. So they know how healthy you are.
I miss peeking out windows.
You can think your way out of this one... I'm sure of it.
If I were you, I'd just hold on to that relationship. Hold on tight. Air tight.
Resentments heal broken hearts.
I love apologizing.
If you hang out at the barber shop, you're going to get a shave and a shoeshine.
I miss sneezing blood.
Black out sex was the best sex ever... I think.
I hate cocaine, I just love the smell of it.
Remembering everything takes the mystery out of it.
Available people are my favorite.
I have too many teeth!
The best thing you can do is just think about the future and the past and then the future and the past and then the future again. It will keep you really balanced.
Pushing pulling pushing pulling. It's totally healthy.
Ninth step? pffft, easy peasy.
It doesn't really matter which order you do them in.
You should do the steps backwards.
It doesn't count if you're in a plane.
My disease is out in the parking lot doing the crab walk.
My disease...
(crabwalk)
... wants you dead.
Oh my godddddd. I feeeeel sooooo gooooooooood.
You should go spend your rent money at a casino. I bet you could make it back, like three times over.
I never repeat patterns... that's just not one of my things...
Social anxiety? pfft... never.
Just waiting to break a bone over here.
I miss yoga... at 4 in the morning.
You should just keep secrets.
It's really important that you don't cry at meetings...
It's not a relapse if we all do it together.
You should definitely look at your exes facebook before you go to bed.
I only do resentment lists... they help me keep perspective on like everything.
You really need to sink your claws into him.
Just dress up real nice, that'll fix everything.
Hold on let me think.
The best place to shop for a boyfriend is at a convention.
Sugar's gross!
I think I've had enough.
Regret is some kind of bird, right?
Just run away.

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[crashburnwinston]

Now we seriously need a "shit people say to twelve steppers." Come on! I'm BEGGING you. Atheists think we're a cult, Christians want to convert us, buddhists think we should just transcend it all, and then theirs our drunken, abusive family... telling us how weird we're getting cause we're not fighting them. Serious potential here!

[FrankieNorstad]

@crashburnwinston Totally going to do one! I already thought of that! I like what you've said though, you should email me! (so i can steal your ideas and put them in that video... lé <3)

[FrankieNorstad]

A lot of people like the first video better but I think this one is funny! Come on- I have too many teeth!

[MuppetandChums]

12. Having had a complete physical, emotional and spiritual breakdown as a result of these steps, we tried to blame it on others and to get sympathy and pity in all our affairs.

[316tjw]

Lol... that was hilarious

[Mysoulshine1]

freakin awesome.

[TheRealShadowspawn]

@crashburnwinston this is actually a good idea. I think tho the one part that hurts the most is "you're broken" or "you're weak" or "you should be able to drink moderately without problems" :(

[Orange13CoopTayCo]

This is awesome--- thank you for the laugh!!

[surfsupl]

serously??...................w­here have you been all my life? You are the complete package! Funny,cute,tattoo's,DGAF attitude............what more could you ever want?

[guitarfan00000000]

ahahaha my disease wants YOU dead that is amazing

[1298beebop]

Oh my god, so fricking funny - better than the first one which was also fricking funny. 'Your disease is out in the parking lot doing the crab walk' - I gotta use this one complete with actions at the very next opportunity.

[lexnyc82]

I am so in love with this I'm speechless. The first video didn't really inspire me, but this...dear lord, I can't stop laughing. And the comments are almost just as good ("You have to get 'em before god does" - ??? AMAZING)

[1poodleman]

Thank you this is soo funny!!!! I hope you'll do more video's I saw the 1st one and it killed me!!!!