Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar!

Cledus T. Judd did a Remake of the Toby Keith song, I Love This Bar called I Love Nascar.




We got owners, favorite drivers,
Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner.
An' we got rookies, advertisers,
**Like, uh, let's see: Havoline, Target, sharpie, Caterpiller, Nextel,
**Mountain Dew, DuPont, Lowes, Home Depot, Kodak,
**M&Ms, UPS, Tide, Alltel, Gillette, Kelloggs, Viagra, DeWalt, and uh Budweiser.
But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

We got cautions, we got pitstops,
You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops.
An' poor Kyle Patty, an' swervin' Marlin, ha ha,
Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin.
'Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
Just watchin' Jeff Gordon plow up a wall,
Puts a smile on Dale Junior's face.
No caviar. It's it's beer an Mopar.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks,
An' about a million screamin' rednecks.
An' ol' Jeff Burton, ha, an' poor Mike Skinner,
Well, they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner.
An' Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

**"Hey, that was a close one up there boys.
**"Bout got into one there."
**"I might pull over right up here next pitstop,
"I want you to get two right front tires"
"I need a wedge on the left side to keep this windshield playin' on the gas.
"An' you don't care, hand me a pair of underwear, I have messed all in my drawers."

I like football. (I like football.)
I like my wrestlin'.
I like a good game of air hockey,
I like some ping pong now an' then.
How about you, Toby?

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
Just to see Big E back on the track,
Would put a smile on every face.
No-one drove a car quite like Earnhardt.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

Vroom, vroom, vroom: Gentlemen, start your engines:
I love NASCAR.

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[MrBigcountry2009]

well toby said it all it would put a smile on every face to see that black #3 back on the track i would love it

[BubblyBeep]

@guitar45rocks5 you can go fuck urself if u are bashing Nascar

[MrBigcountry2009]

@MrBigcountry2009 *the

[MrBigcountry2009]

@TheDalejr4ever i mean who the hell he he any ways

[TheDalejr4ever]

@MrBigcountry2009 i guess u got a point

[MrBigcountry2009]

@TheDalejr4ever nobody gives a flying fuck about austin dillion who ever that is he might drive a black #3 but i guarentee he aint no where near as good as earndhart

[MrBigcountry2009]

@taybreysmom the only reason jr is so big is because of his dad and his name he cant drive worth a shit

[TheDalejr4ever]

@MrBigcountry2009 austin dillion is runnin a black 3 in the nationwide series this year!

[TheBecs23]

@TheRetailman exactly. haha

[bullelk2]

Cledus better stick to remakes like this rather than the Caylee song. He is such a fraud and liar. He flat out lied about the whole thing on the Bubba The Love Sponge show, How Caylee came to him when he was writing it. The song was written years before. Plus caylee was 3 not barley 2. What a douche!!

[Cassinum6]

@andyenip haha ford does circle thir mistakes...hahha<3

[Cassinum6]

@andyenip Welll at least Tony can set a goal and reach it. He won NO races this year then won 5 in the chase HE IS THE MANNNNN!!!!! <3 not bein rude but he is one of the sweeest and nicest guys i have ever met. i went to menards when i was about 3 or 4. i was just tall enough to put my chin on the table that he was sitting at. this was when he raced indy cars, and he thought i was just the sweetest thing. :) he is SOOOOO nice...