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scene to be dubbed in speech.. :P

carl: i see you back there
go on! get out of here! shoo! go annoy someone else for a while.

Dug: hey are you (russell shocked)okay over there?

carl: Uhh.. hello?
ohh. hello, sir! thank goodness. It's nice to know someone else is up here.

Dug: i can smell you.

carl: what?! you can.. smell.. us?

Dug: i can smell you.

carl: heeey

russel: *laughs* you were talking to a rock.
hey, that one looks like a turtle.
Look at that one! That one looks like a dog.
Haa!!
it is a dog!

carl: what?

R: aaw.. we're not allowed to have dogs in my apartment.
hey, i like dogs.

c: we have your dog!

R: whoa!

c: wonder who he belongs to.

R: sit, boy. hey look! he's trained. Shake, aha. Speak.

D: hi, there.

c&R: wha!

c: did that dog just say, "hi, there"?

D: oh, yes.

c:haa!!

D: my name is dug, i have just met you, and i love you.

c: wa, wa,,,

D: my master made me this collar. he is a good and smart master, and he made me this collar so that i may talk. squirr'l!
My master is good and smart.

c: it's not possible.

D: oh it is, because my master is smart.

R: hhh. cool! what do these do, boy?

D: hey would you..chhhk.. i use that collar.. chhk.. to talk with. i would be happy if you stopped.

c:russell, dont touch that! it could be radioactive or something!

D: *sniff sniff* i am a great tracker. my pack sent me on a special mission all by myself. have you seen a bird? i want to find one, and i've been on the scent. i'm a great tracker. did i mention that?

*bird chiiiirk*

D: hey, that's the bird. i have never seen one up close. but this is the bird. may i take your bird back to camp as my prisoner?

c: yes, yes, take it. and on the way, learn how to bark like a real dog.

D: i can bark *ARRF... ARRF*. and here's howling *ahooo*(bird: aaarrrrk!)

R: can we keep him? please, please, pleaaase!

c: NO!

R: but it's a talking dooog!!

c: it's just a weird trick or something.let's get to the falls.

*bird: i-irkk irrk*

D:please be my prisoner. oh please, oh please be my prisoner!

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*dog sniffing*

dog1: oh! *arf* here it is! i-i-i pick up the bird's scent!

dog2: wait a minute, wait a minute! *arf* what is this? *sniff sniff sniff* chocolate. i smell chocolate.

dog1: i'm getting prunes and denture cream! who are they?

d2:owww men, master will not be pleased.

d1: we better tell him someone took the bird. right, alpha?

alpha: no. soon enough the bird will be ours yet again. find the scent my compadres, and you too shall have much rewardings for master for the toil factor you wage.

d2: hey alpha, i think there's something wrong with your collar. you must've bumped it.

d1: yea! your voice sounds funny!

*d1,d2 laugh. first d2, then d1*

alpha: beta! gamma! mayhaps you desire to... squirr'l!*3dogs shock..*
mayhaps you desire to challenge the ranking that i have been assigned by my strength and cunning...

d2: no,no,,no. but maybe dug would. you might wanna ask him.*laughs*

d1: yea. i wonder if he's found the bird on his very special mission. haha.

a: do not mention dug to me at this time. he's fool's errand will keep him most occupied. most occupied indeed. ha ha ha! hhh... do you not agree with that which i am saying to you now?

d2: hhh! sure, but.. the second master finds out you sent Dug out by himself none of us will get a treat.

a: *rr-aarf*. you are wise, my trusted lieutenant.

*chhhrrrk*

a: *rr-aarf!* this is alpha calling dug. come in, dug.

d: hi alpha, hey, your voice sounds funny.

a: i know, i know! have you seen the bird?!

d: why, yes. the bird is my prisoner now.

d1: yeaa right!

a: impossible! where are you?

d: i am here with the bird, and i will bring it back, and then.. you will like me. oh, gotta go.

R: hey, dug, who you talking to?

A: no, wait, wait!

d2: what's dug doing?

d1: why's he with that small mailman?

d2:where are they?

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