Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn From Future Generations

Congress hopes the Pornographic Media Concealment Act will ensure a lasting, respectable legacy for our nation, unmarred by the massive quantities of filthy porn we regularly consume.

Category:

• Comedy

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• comedy
• funny
• onion
• satire
• porn
• sex
• The Onion
• news
• Onion News Network
• ONN

[icewhipRox]

I'm from the future and--- Oh... my... God... you sick sick people!

[LittlePikachu]

We all know that in the future if porn is discovered historians will think it was part of some religious ceremony.

[mayatk1]

This won't work. How will you store torrent files and cyberlocker files so that nobody will be able to see?

[IBonedYourMom1234]

its gonna be funny in the future when people think this is real news

hell its funny now that people think this is real news

[SuperWarking]

So just gonna say this now since this a good way for me to vent and blow off steam, the folks who think this is real, get proven wrong, then refuse to admit they were wrong by insulting everyone else because they are fuckin retarded, can go fuck themselves, know they are miserable excuses for human beings, they are fuckin pathetic, disgusting, unworthy of having folks pay attention to them, they are fuckin sorry, sad jokes, and the gum and dog shit on the bottom of my shoe has more value to me.

[57worldwide]

@PATCHES7RF619 To rephrase, "You have admitted that you are a juggalo. That makes you a stupid person."

It is stupid to say juggalos are stupid. It's like something someone said to me, that "only stupid people smoke." Your preferences and pleasures are not caused by your intellectual capacity or capability. Different people like different things.

Young males are more likely to die in a car accident than any other group. Is that because young men are stupid, or because they take more risks?

[PATCHES7RF619]

@57worldwide Not necessarily, I said that you have to be stupid to be a Juggalo. The two are not mutually exclusive.

[57worldwide]

@PATCHES7RF619 You stated that you believe being a juggalo makes you stupid. I believe stating that is stupid.

[PATCHES7RF619]

@57worldwide I'm not asking for proof. I was just pointing out that nobody is going to believe him at his word. The original argument has been completely lost

[57worldwide]

@PATCHES7RF619 It's YouTube, retard. Asking for proof of anything in the comments to a video by the Onion is one of the most stupid things you could do.

[photon72]

As a Canadian i don‘t mind having my country‘s name on these boxes. We have so much pot that our future Canadians will be much too baked to mind

[mukigaman]

i think its just dumb when ppl gotta fight over works of art like this one ....people its not ur job to tell anyone that this is fake.. reading confused ppl's responses is part of the fun, we dont need ur negativity and ur not gettin a paycheck for your "clarifications"