a story about Gilberto... enjoy
Lyrics****
Damn what a night it was
Im still half drunk
Tryna think of the cause
Then I realise this house aint mine at all
Then i realise im laying naked on the floor
With 2 more naked bodies
Y didnt someone stop me
as i puts on my joks and head for the door
Man this is a story that should never be told
You would think i would be happy
But The two were ugly fatties
And now im in joks in a suburb
Please find a CABBIE
i Dunno where my mobile is
All i know is i never wanna see their face again
As i head back towards my residents
im thinking to myself i gotta hide this from my friends
I wonder if they knew, when did we leave the club
Did we go somewhere else, i hate 151 shots
I always lose the plot
End up in strange places
With no memory
While im missing my joks
She aint that pretty but i take what she got
So they take me home and i give them all i got
ROOOWW ROOOOOW that hit the spot
Thats some dirty ass **** opposite to love
After we done i cant even look at her
She looks like prince
And Im the reason why the doves cried
You know there is always one
in every group of guys so sing along
Gilberto showing them all how its done
When we hit the town better watch ure mums
Sunday day sessions never does he learn he lesson
Secretly he loves it secretly his getting with them
The uglier they are the more he tries to hide it from em
He keeps it undercover evrytime his under covers
His taking amphetamines along with the drinking
Sees things walking u dun wanna know what his thinking
He aint even blinking and as the day goes on he standards will be sinking
Barley standing, drink in hand.
Starts thinking of strategies carving out his master plan
His boys are drunk they not giving a ****
They starting to notice his game, his slippin up
His got rumours all the way from thailand
Chinese whispers something about a man
Or maybe a boy involving toys giving him joy
Either way they on his case about his ploy
they watch from afar acting like they know nothing
He leaves the bar and his walking like his in hurry
They follow, keeping distance
No idea about what they gonna witness.
He goes into bar quite bizarre
Its really dark cause its a dark sorta bar
Guys wearing makeup but just his luck
He walks out with a fatty in a latex corset
Now his all set his friends start wondering
He did it so easy i wonder what he said
They all start laughin falling on the footpath
Shes so big she got rolls hanging out her back
She will eat him for breakfast No question
Looks like his in for a dominatrix session
Gilberto dont mind he dont waste no time
He grabs her ass saying lets go back to mine
He whistles for cab and when it came near
You could of sworn he was smiling from ear to ear
They jump in the back all i see is her head
Go down towards where gilberto has his pants
His friends looked baffled they dunno what to say
They all single and been looking all day
They were all laughing but what can u say
Gilbertos getting some in the dirtiest way
You know there is always one
in every group of guys so come and sing along
Gilberto showing them all how its done
When we hit the town better watch ure mums
The following day they all question him
They all seem to find it interesting
He denies it at first then comes around
He tells them exactly what hes about
Apparently its the best time of his life
Although ashamed he never thinks twice
The ugly ones go harder than the ones that look nice
They have no shame all game all day
They here for one thing they dont care about there frame
The hipicrits act like thats disgusting
On the sly they deny they were f****
So now we all the same
Picking up so many cant remember names
Work all week waiting for the weekend
Picking up dirty **** with no shame
Who cares if she got no teeth
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