Behind the Music that Sucks: KID ROCK

Meet Kid Rock, King of the Apes.

"Behind the Music that Sucks" takes music icons, celebrities and overrated nobodies, and says what VH1's popular biography show, "Behind the Music," refuses to: Wow, these people really suck! Each episode of "Behind the Music that Sucks" is a parody of the most ridiculous, self-important and sucky Hollywood has to offer. "Behind the Music that Sucks," a hilarious cartoon series, is brought to you by Heavy original programming, and broadcast exclusively on Heavy.com.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• NASA
• kid rock
• planet of the apes
• KID ROCK SUCKS
• yo mamma
• court tv
• Vanilla Ice
• President George W. Bush
• joe c
• the missing link
• Hoover Vacuum Cleaner
• space exploration
• Dr. Zaius
• American Bad Ass
• the Statue of Liberty
• and bad suburban rap

[Atheistx82]

When Kid Rock isn't sucking a big corporate cock he's sucking at music.

He doesn't write the lyrics and most of the musician ship is ripped off and phoned in, his guitar playing isn't bad but it isn't great and he uses computer generated beats and computer generated music to compensate for his lack of talent.

By the way, if you listen to this idiot and think you're counter culture and rebellious you're an idiot, Kid Rock is a corporate product just like ICP, wake the fuck up.

[Portis1Luv]

rOFL, thanks for the laugh electronic gangsta.

[tedkissel]

@Atheistx82

Dude Kid Rock and ICP rule they started the boy band hatred from REAL musicians.

[FRArognetwork]

@Atheistx82 ur right he's fake as fuck i used to like him a LONG time ago but ive woken up to the truth fake ass vanilla ice turned into a "rocker" who steals everybodys shit last 2 cds his big songs are taking from other artists .....ITS FUCKING SAD and yes icp stands for Im Corporate's Penis

[ForbiddenDouchebag]

What made this flash series what it is now? "Behind the Music That Sucks" was one of the online series I would watch constantly in the days when I was being completely raised by the internet and television. Then after forgotten home video releases, it disappeared from Heavy.com...

and then it came back. With the original episodes that were edited more than when they were shown on TV, as well as new episodes, and those were lazy imitations of what the show was.

[thejfiumano]

@davidmllr26 everybody... listen to this man. If you look at his spelling and grammar alone-- we all know how intelligent he must be.

[davidmllr26]

I think kid rock is awsome couse hes on tha radio I also have down syndrom

[davidmllr26]

For all you people who think juat becouse kid rock made money means hes actually talented is stupid he made money becouse he had a marketing team behind him thats it you can be the most brilliant mjzician ever these days you dont have marketing you dont have a career

[davidmllr26]

For the guy who said kid rock should be in the hall of fame your retarted kid rock sucks always has sucked tbe only reason he makes a lot of money is becouse he exploited the whole rap rock shit in the late 90s now who listens to those bands no one I thought so wth the exception of slipknot but theyre actually talented

[ImTheDude909]

@Atheistx82 ur a jack ass, Im sorry.

[ZograkiJones]

I gotta get me a pimp machine.

[AustriaRollerblading]

Ahaha! Kid Rock...more like "Kid Cock"!