Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth are my unconscious lovers.

"I cry a lot. My emotions are very close to my surface. I don't want to hold anything in, so it festers and turns into pus - a pustule of emotion that explodes into a festering cesspool of depression."

No, I haven't fallen of the face of the Earth. I'm on livejournal, most of the time. (I can't resist ATL slash. Don't judge, it's my lifestyle.) So, I'm not exactly sure if this is supposed to be a post that fucks your mind. I'm not even sure as to why I'm posting, in the first place but I really feel bad about the friends I've isolated myself from - and not on purpose, I swear.

Uh, friends, hi. No gif can explain my emotions, so clearly this is some serious shit. Like, Jerry Springer exclusive shit. Like, the ending to How I Met Your Mother shit. Yeah. Be amazed. Well, I won't bother you with my skeptical "humor", I'll just say that my messages are always open and I'd love to hear from you guys.

Hi, readers, uh. (I have a variety of greetings, ai know, ai know.) I've been writing a lot lately, but I feel like if I were to post, not many people would be interested, considering I haven't updated a story in a long time and the only stories I've ever finished, well, sucked. But, if you'd like to read my stories, I'm willing to write for you again.

lol wut

P.S.
STOP TALKING ABOUT SWAG, YOU TWATS. THAT IS THE MOST OVER-USED, IDIOTIC, TRIVIAL TERM I'VE EVER HEARD. OH MY GOD. LIKE, IT'S OKAY IF YOU'RE USING IT IN THE CONTEXT: SEX WITH ALEX GASKARTH, BUT ANY OTHER WAY, IS UNACCEPTABLE AND YOU WILL BE SENT TO GUANTANAMO BAY. WHERE YOU WILL BE FORCED TO LISTEN TO SHAKE IT BY METRO STATION (AKA THE WORST SONG EVER.) SO, BE SMART AND MAKE YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL INVENTING DAD PROUD. ALRIGHT. BYE.

P.P.S.

HI RYDEN, KYLIE, BECCA, ANDREA, KATIE, BRIELLE, KIMBERLY, BLAKE, EMMA AND SOME LANKY KID.

AND MY DEAR DEATH EATERS, I WILL SEE YOU IN OCTOBER. VOLDEMORE SHALL LAUNCH AND OVERPOWER POTTERMORE. MMKAI BAI SAI HAI TOU DUH FAMILAI DAHT WUD BEEH FACKIN SUPAH.

#ClearBobsName

: )

and nick jonas, go fuck selena gomez's brains out...HASAYWUT.

bye, lovers. yes, lovers. i've made love to all of you. trust me, on this one.

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[jelenafreak]

Nice to see you back! And no your writing doesn't suck! You are a very talented writer. And besides the more you write the more you improve! I hope you start posting up your stories again! Oh... sorry for appearing out of the blue.. and kind of abandoning you and every one else... I just lost interest in my channel... and youtube. Any way I'll just leave off now. Your very old friend(well if you consider me as a friend) ~jelenafreak

[JolenaJG]

@jelenafreak I replied to your comment, but instead it sent a message...anyways, thank you. A lot :)

[selgomezscenerock]

Lmfaoo. My friend met Jack Barakat.

[JolenaJG]

@selgomezscenerock Ugh, your friend is so lucky. Did he mention me? I'm sort of his wife...he just doesn't know it yet.

[selgomezscenerock]

@JolenaJG Lmfaooo. Possibly. He did say something about a youtube wife O_o xDDD .

[JolenaJG]

@selgomezscenerock Rofl, well, clearly that's me.. :3

[JolenaJG]

@CCherryL Lack of coherency? I like that in a fellow Potterhead. LOVE YOU TOO. (:

[CCherryL]

KELSIKELSIKELSIKELSIOMGSCREWSP­ACESANDPUNCTUATIONIMISSEDYOU.

LFMADLSKMRT-394WEPCKAS[DFRAW]S­DF,;'AS.FD\[]./,DAF[SLDF.ASD;F­ASF EXCUSE MY INCOHERENCE. I LOVE YOU <3333