Dasani Water ad parody

I find it amazing that people rag on tapwater, and yet they bathe in it.

Dasani: they take local tapwater, filter it several times, add a bit of salt, and charge you a dollar. The corporation that produces Dasani is making a fortune off of it's customers' stupidity. (And personally, I think Dasani tastes slightly worse than tapwater, but that's just IMO.)

Some ingredients found in your average Bottled Water: Coliform Bacteria, Caffeine, the pain reliever Acetaminophen, Fertilizer, Solvents, plastic-making Chemicals and the radioactive element Strontium. Studies show that drinking bottled water increases the risk of getting cancer.

Anyway, here's a clip from 'Cube Zero'. The water they used in the movie is Purely Refreshing.

*song is 'My Immortal' by Amy Lee, done as tribute by The String Quartet

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• parody
• Dasani
• water
• ad
• cube
• zero
• my
• immortal
• amy
• lee
• string
• quartet
• tribute
• evanescence

[MrMaryJanes]

LMAO

[FrozenPandaPops]

lol! delightfully random!

[FrankCastlez]

wow...awesome work on the melting man video.

[shonester]

Gross. Unecessary.

[RealDefentertainment]

THEY ARE VERY TERRIBLE people

tap water is unsafe and i have never drank it my whole life well maybe all the water bottles are tap too