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Published on Jul 5, 2011

The ladies love us, when we pour shots. Watch us use these rap pick up lines to pickup the ladies. Get Her Number! GET BLOOPERS & EXTRAS HERE: http://tinyurl.com/bvndj3r

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Check out our website: http://www.SimplePickup.com

Music by Mike Diva: http://www.youtube.com/mikediva
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Rap lyrics used (in order):
1. I like big butts and I cannot lie (Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot)
2. Alright alright alright alright alright... ok now ladies (Hey Ya - Outkast)
3. The ladies love us when we pour shots, they need an excuse to suck our cocks.(Shots - LMFAO)
4. I wanna lick you from your head to your toes (What's Your Fantasy - Ludacris)
5. Can you teach me how to Dougie? (Teach Me How to Dougie - California Swag District)
6. My homeboys tried to warn me but that butt you got makes me so horny (Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot)
7. I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one (99 Problems - Jay-Z)
8. The Thong Song - Sisqo
9. Stop placin', time wastin', I got a friend with a pole in the basement. I'm just kidding like Jason. Unless you gon' do it (Hot In Hurr - Nelly)
10. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel (The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang)
11. Ay girl... wait til you see my, oh! (Whisper Song - Ying Yang Twins)
12. Come give me a hug... if you into to getting rubbed (In Da Club - 50 cent)
13. Fuckin' magnets, how do they work? (Miracles - ICP)
14. So... all types of boys... black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys? (Work It - Missy Elliott)
15. I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollipop (Candy Shop - 50 Cent)
16. Honey came in and she caught me red handed sneaking with the girl next door. (It Wasn't Me - Shaggy)
17. Do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo (Lose Yourself - Eminem)
18. To the window, to the wall, to the sweat drip down my balls (Get Low - Lil' Jon)
19. I gotta know what's your fan ta ta SEE! (What's Your Fantasy - Ludacris)
20. You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub (In Da Club - 50 cent)
21. Watch me crank that Soulja Boy then Superman that ho. (Crank Dat - Soulja Boy)

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  • Garret Dupre

    go up to girls with a picture of a cute puppy or kitten. Tell them that if they give u their number, you will let the animal live

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    You need to know what the woman like.. Here is the simple guide that can help you get any girl that you want how2pickup.com

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  • Eric Nguyen

    :48 is the fucking best!

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  • hodkonem

    Please, everyone, excuse the comments from Chris Breezy. He is sad homosexual who lives in a closet and pretends to be sucking Allah's penis every time he prays to him. He derives great pleasure of pretending to be Allah's sex slave. Please do not try to hurt his fragile feelings. After all, homosexuals like him have rights too. Thanks.

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  • Andrew Kong

    i hate bitter old guys that try to cockblock b.c they cant get any or they didnt have the courage to hit on chicks

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  • GdupProductions

    Why don't y'all make a vid picking up girls with the chorus of this song ?

    youtube.com/watch?v=gC1xuVCBl4­o

    and then give em your phone to put their numbr in ^^

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  • wXxWANTEDxXw

    OH! Shit, shit. lol

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  • ummtone

    The ending is the best!

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  • mynameistc1

    How many contacts do you guys have?

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  • ellarisch

    This Rap Lyrics method really works! You can see the full guide here how2pickup.com

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