Vancouver Bike Lane Nazi

Vancouver Bike Lane Nazi.
What happens when Hitler's guys are late for a meeting.
Hitler can't drive anywhere in Vancouver with his brand new car.

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[ChristopherRistopher]

Had a great paradigm shift. Instead of staring out at that bike lane and thinking, "Dang. Stupid, empty bike lanes why we wasting tax dollars on it when no one uses it?"

Try, "Dang. Look at that empty bike lane. I could hop on my bike tomorrow, avoid all this traffic, and get to work just as fast. I'll also save money on gas and the gym membership!"

[alpha3939]

I was actually incorrect about property taxes being the main funding for local roads, it comes mainly from general taxes, but the point remains that cyclists actually subsidize drivers when the big picture is taken into consideration. It's a common myth that cyclists don't pay their "fair share". Just remember that most cyclists own vehicles, so they are paying all the same taxes you do as a driver, but do not reap the same benefits, and create less of a cost to society overall.

[Danielle Nerman]

Hi, I'm a producer with a national radio show for CBC and I'm looking to talk to the person who made this video. Can he/she please email me ASAP at danielle.nerman@cbc.ca

Thanks!

[barnowlperry]

Moonbeam doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone but fucktard cyclists who don't pay road taxes.

[spacemanspiff33]

Won't get to work as fast. Will get soaking wet from the rain/snow. Will show up for work looking like a hobo. Have to carry a freaking bicycle up and down elevators. Hopping on a bike at 7am for a gruelling ride to work is precisely the last thing I want to be doing.

[spacemanspiff33]

the miniscule amount of your GST/HST/PST/WHATEVER being put towards roads doesn't even register compared to the HORDES of taxes drivers fork over at the pump.

[PublicHealthAdvocate]

both sides? should roads be built exclusively for automobile traffic? How about people that cannot afford, or are too young to drive? The bicycle gives a lot of people freedom-& through taxes we also pay for those roadways. When the bike lanes are put in with care, they will bring MORE bike riders. If I look down a side street and see no cars in motion at that very second, that street is not used? I've been biking almost every day for the past several years, but only in the street. I am traffic.

[PublicHealthAdvocate]

a bike is a motor vehicle? uhhh....it doesn't have a "motor". So a bike is a "motor vehicle" then just as much as a person walking, so by your logic, all people should walk in the road.

[PublicHealthAdvocate]

ha. thumbs up if you want better bike infrastructure, like bike lanes--since people on bikes pay sales tax and pay other taxes that provide funding for those roads that are built almost exclusively with the automobile in mind.

[teden20]

Run for life cocksucker, I am John Emeigh. My Uncle Ray Holler died killing these fuckers. and... they were/are our first cousins.

[mhmackenzie4]

Um, since when does the money one spends on car insurance go towards 'roads' or any other form of public goods/services?? You pay car insurance to protect yourself from the ruin you might otherwise face after getting into an accident. As in, it's kind of like putting money into a savings account every month for the day that something unfortunate happens to your/someone else's car. What is this nonsense about car insurance 'paying for roads' or being the same as 'paying taxes'?