On a cold, rainy night in December, as the north star shone like a diamond in the sky, a star was not born- but violently shot like a cannonball out of the Gold Star Cafe's depths bringing tears to the eyes of beholders. That night, after 100 Saki bombs, a job offer, techno dancing, full extension squatting in the bar, unbuttoning his pants and asking me to look for his car keys, kissing my girlfriend multiple times, kissing me multiple times and smashing beer glasses with his own cast, Mr. M-Fades pulled an entirely new and apparently hidden talent out of his large gym bag of tricks. That night he sang and sang and danced and sang- a duet of epic proportions. Methinks the god Zeus himself shed a tear of joy and a lightening bolt of inspiration. That night charisma and talent was redefined.
pretty impressive... who knew such raw talent was sitting under our nose this whole time?? i'll tell you who, this guy! love you mr fades
AstonRock 2 years ago