A 14-Year-Old MrTennek Butchers Queen's Greatest Hits for Eight Minutes Straight

Because what better way to celebrate your 22nd year on this wondrous planet than uploading a self-denigrating video for millions to see which will no doubt socially castrate you and force you to live out the rest of your days as a recluse in the Himalayas.

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Music

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• mrtennek
• john
• tennek
• johntennek
• singing
• horribly
• karaoke
• queen

[killamonkey]

you weren't being serious were you?

[MrTennek]

Define "serious".

[JudgeKazejin]

Happy birthday, Tennek.

Your singing made me cry.

Oh wait, that's blood.

Shit.

[loluntilmypie]

You're better than Beyonce.

[d01t2m3]

This'll be the day that I DDEEERRRR!

[MrNinjaFish]

@MrTennek HAGADODAGANIGAFEGARLBARGAGINDA­MOOSHEGEDEDEDNEGGERLIMPOOFIMGA­SMICALISHITMYTROUSERS

[Pkyewbeam]

Don't... wanna be on... ECSTASY!

[wickedfeylady]

Forget Adam Lambert- my friends and I totally agree that if Queen needs a new lead singer, it's gotta be you, Tennek

[nosehair26]

GIT' CHO' ASS ON AMERICAN IDOL.

[Sambomaster32]

Lol, MIDI songs.

[TurboBabyPuncher]

Superb.

[PwnzorBob]

And I dug a million nununu naananananana.

THE SHAOW MUSHT GO AOWN.

[killamonkey]

this, I not no of any other definition of serious, and I'm not talking about "serious business"

[LassesIndex]

I think he means as if you really put effort into what you were doing or if you were just doing it because you were bored.