Corny Jokes for Corny Folks: Whatever Shucks Your Corn! (Or Cleans Your Room)

Welcome to my humble abode! May the Japanese Tea Ceremony Begin!

(...Psst! Hey! You bring the tea like I asked?)

....

What?! You didn't bring the tea?!?

Oh well, I guess we'll just have to do without.

It's okay, I'm pretty sure you would've scalded your lips anyway. Apparently, I have a hard time understanding "appropriate temperature."

Or just "appropriate" for that matter...

We can't ALL be perfect, now, CAN we Jesus?

Can you believe Him? What a braggart, that little Son of a Lord.

Make your OWN damned tea!...



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[derebin]

I'm a bad person.

I thought your bird friend was supposed to be a muslim and that's why you called him "Haji"

:<

Sorry...

I MEAN LOOK HE HAS A TURBAN AND A BEARD AND A COMICALLY LARGE NOSE AND EVERYTHING GIMME A BREAK JEEZ

[glenjaminrex]

@derebin hahaha. I was going for Hadji from Jonny Quest--(you know...the Hin-dude?) lol

"Sim Sim Sala bim!"

Ohh, Hanna Barbera Cartoons. :]...

...And Break officically given...Here's a kit-kat bar!

[derebin]

@glenjaminrex

Stop making me miss my childhood!!

I mean I was a bit too young for Johnny Quest but damn if I miss that Hanna lady that outro'd all my shows.

Dexter's Lab, powerpuff girls, Courage... where'd you all go guys? ;_;

Now I'm depressed

gimme that kitkat bar nomnomnom I'll eat the pain away >:')

[glenjaminrex]

@derebin omg, I absolutely LOVE Dexter's Lab and PPG (esPECIALLY PPG)...they had such adult themes masked in the show...like the one where Sedusa was Ms. Bellum...and then the whole shot with the mayor and the pencil in the sharpener...classic porn angle...holy GUACAmole! Love it. :]

Now *I'M* depressed! It's all garbage and awfulness on Cartoon Network--with the exception of Adventure time...PLUS they have HUMAN shows now-on "CARTOON NETWORK?!?!" ::HUFF, HUFF, HUFF:: okay okay, calm thoughts

[derebin]

@glenjaminrex

I don't remember that scene

Was too young to be picking out potential porn angles dammit!! >.<

And bitch don't be dissing Chowder and Flapjack. Although you love Adventure Time so I'll refrain from slapping your shit. ^____^

... nnnngh and those ~other~ shows are not to be mentioned. ever.

[glenjaminrex]

@derebin omg! I totally forgot about those! Oh no no NO no no! Those were NOT included in the crap cartoon network stuff bin.--I also love the venture bro's and squidbillies.

[RamenCupSW]

Are you still dating Brett??? :0

[MarleneTheMalicious]

@glenjaminrex Ahh, that'll be so very, extreemly, unbelievably embarrassing though ><'' Dancing is beyond fun, even though I may look like an idiot, hehe.

I spelt your name wrong... That was rude of me, sorry.

[MarleneTheMalicious]

@glanjaminrex Ahh, that'll be so very, extreemly, unbelievably embarrassing though ><'' Dancing is beyond fun, even though I may look like an idiot, hehe.

[superdeejay8]

wow hi glenn! wat college dooo you go too.. come help me! :D ucsd is close to me

[razzleandbedazzle]

@glenjaminrex GLEN! YOU SO ADAROBABLE!!! in a lot of ways!!!(but ur not as adorable as my chihuahua) maraming salamat!! :D

[kripazznigga211]

usually you asian are the help, lol.

[10047994]

My room is like that most of the time as well. haha

You make me smile =]

[derebin]

@glenjaminrex

:O

Wow you're quick. (and have good taste!)

I feel like I've had you waiting for two hours while I went and did other stuff.

sah-ry :<