Sequel: "Shawshank Redemption - The Return"

A sneak peek at the sequel that people said could never be made. There comes a special actor in every generation that lends weight and credibility to any role and any plot and yes - any sequel concept.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Paris
• Hilton
• Jail
• teaser
• trailer
• preview
• gaol
• shawshank
• redemption
• Morgan
• Freeman
• Tim
• Robbins
• Frank
• Darabont

[sidewalkpilot]

I want to insert my penis.

[Poidar]

@sidewalkpilot ...in the comments section? I think you just did.

[1dudwe1]

that was done by the chaser at least mention them instead of trying to pass it off as your own

[Poidar]

I'll mention The Chaser when they mention The Onion - the team they ripped off.

[thehoopatribe]

So she's basically a spoiled little girl that doesn't understand the value of a hard day's work with too much money and too little sense.

What value does she have for society?

[Ieuan93]

hahahahahhaha.. she wouldnt last a day at Shawshank!

Warden: " Hey Lady.. Clean That Floor!"

Paris: " Omg. No Way. not in these shoes!"

[123456789Keira]

@Poidar is it possible to remove the comments from jawbreaka? they were bein a total loser and little kids could read those comments (lots and lots of swearing) O.o won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?! hehe :P

[Rambostylin]

i wouldnt make a sex tape

[StreetSpeed10]

@JaybusChris ummm how is she successful? She was born rich because of her dad. The only reason she has any fame is because of him. She did nothing but mooch and get lucky because, after enough plastic surgery anyone can be hot.

[Kekzor1337]

thehoop. I agree

[JaybusChris]

fucking fagot just because some ones successful they're instantly evil to society?If she influences anybody that makes the people she influenced weak so why the fuck does it matter.

[mastermonarch]

Paris Hilton is not a skank she is an heiress who uses her money to live life at her own terms same as any of you would if you had her means.