Bayonetta in 5 seconds

It's a holiday for me today. It's time to calm myself down especially after I took that Add. Maths exam.....it was so painful. Tomorrow I'm going back to study but before that I made one very short video to keep myself from boredom and something for you while waiting for DMCSF10. It's Bayonetta in 5 seconds (actually more than 5). Seriously though, if you love DMC, then you will love Bayonetta. I promise you.

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Comedy

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• Bayonetta
• Devil
• May
• Cry
• the
• Stupid
• Files
• Funny
• parody
• spoof
• seconds
• thatguywiththeglasses
• nostalgia
• critic

[oosaf]

Chesire was one lucky cat

[XxKirstinxScottxX]

Lol and Dante is the baby

[TheAgol07]

@gigabite7 in dmc 3 oh yeah that vampire was trying to lure 'dante' but he was to badass to fall for that so he kinda played and then she found out he isn't human then he shoots her she dies nothing really naughty here and don't get me wrong bayonetta ISN'T dante's other side of sex i can really imagine how dante would be if he was a chick he would be more like lady not bayonetta having similar game play doesn't mean they are FUCKING SAME ! only the director is lol

[TheAgol07]

@gigabite7 bayonetta = sexy bitch with climax moves with ebony and ivory in her boots dante = Badass of all time both can't be compared with bayonetta who is completely different COMPLETELY DIFFERENT !! its just hack'n'slash so both have similar gameplay but they are really different people

[TheAgol07]

@gigabite7 you take that boner glasses off yourself COME on kamiya left dmc so he doesn't own him and btw dmc 3 wasn't made by kamiya !! and second you can't deny that when she is idle she does naughty things like sucking lolipop ?? this isn't sexual yeah that's nothing What she wears A skin tight black hair of her which she uses to fight NOT SEXUAL AT ALL LOLOLOLOL dmc 4 Lucifer he was just 'referencing' to something only which an adult would understand AT LEAST HE IS NOT STRIPPING !

[gigabite7]

@TheAgol07 plus both bayonetta and dante was made by kamiya sama.

[gigabite7]

@TheAgol07 and you dont call a half demon showing off his pecks over sexlualized or when he got close to lady in dmc3 wasnt sexual? or what about him hitting on every girl he meets.have you even watched the ending scene when he kill burial in dmc4??both dante and bayonetta are cut from the same cloth.they're both funny,they both sterotypes of  the opposite sex(dante being a justin timberlake kind of body and baynetta model body).take your fanboy glasses off and see their both awesome characters

[TheAgol07]

@gigabite7 if you have ever played dmc3 you wouldn't say that in dmc 3 you got to know how awesome he is and it makes him more badass bayonetta just crosses the line by being a oversexualised bitch savin the world i mean witch ^_^ nor do i have any complains with that dante wears 80's rocky stylised dress and he is pretty awesome sometime old things are so good

[gigabite7]

@TheAgol07 and bayonetta is a nadass witch with guns on her limbs and suit thats alive.see how that owrks?ys they both have character but they're nothing conmplex or depth to them.which im perefectly ok with that becouse their both awesome characters ^_^

[TheAgol07]

@gigabite7 wow wow he is kick ass devil hunter wearing a cool looking red jacket what HE HAS A FUCKING CHARECTER DUDE !

[gigabite7]

@TheAgol07 same thing with dante.lol that was reason he was excluded from gameinformers icaons of the decade