Alice Donut - Lisa's Father

Another incredible video from Alice Donut. Warning: very dark humor and unpleasant subject matter. Enjoy

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Alice
• Donut
• Lisa's
• Father
• Chick
• Tracts

[blindzenboy]

The song lyrics are: CHORUS: Lisa's father was forgiven his sins 'Cause he let his savior in

VERSE 1: oh wakka wakka wakka baby baby baby, me and my friend gonna have a little party

VERSE 2: 5 years old and already feeling love's ache (already making love cakes) oh daddy daddy don't you hurt me with your big snake, daddy please don't

VERSE 3: Down on your knees and beg for forgiveness, what the hell's the difference, only takes fifteen minutes, who gives a sh!t it only takes 15 minutes

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

If Lisa doesn't grow up to be a psychological mess, it'll be a miricle.

[bigblueheapof]

@raywallaceforhire Oh, does he? "Virgin" Mary was married to an old lecher at the age of approx. 16. That was usual at that time and stayed like that for the next 1000 years. Where in the bible appears what you're saying?

And will you execute "god´s will" and kill someone, because you assume it to be just?

[skitster]

I don't know if anyone would be that idolatrous after reading a chic tract.

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

@TheChurchOfKali12357 The story actually inspired we come up with a character based off poor Lisa.

[TheChurchOfKali12357]

@raywallaceforhire Also, for people who pick up sticks on Saturday. Or marry Philistine girls.

[TheChurchOfKali12357]

@the2500 Chick just put out a new book called "Hot Topics" that includes "Lisa." He never felt guilty about ANY of the very real harm his bullshit does.

[TheChurchOfKali12357]

@YaoiHuntressEarth If a kid raised on a steady diet of this shit isn't a psychological mess, it's a miracle. I SURE AM!!!

[oiluvit]

@blindzenboy I always thought it was "as he lit his cigarette" not "cause he let his saviour in".. seems more apt anyway

[the2500]

Brilliant. Lisa's Father was pulled from Chick publications. I guess they thought the subject matter was too much. Never mind the burning in hell for eternity for not paying empty platitudes to Jesus stuff. Go figure.

[sweetdraculasugar]

@YaoiHuntressEarth But don't worry, she can just pray for 15 minutes and then she can feel EXCELLENT!

[culturist77]

oh really?

[raywallaceforhire]

Because He is just, God prescribed the death penalty for rapists.

[raywallaceforhire]

Because He is just, God prescribed the death penalty to rapists.

[cubehead05]

Donut 4 Life!

[2Chickaboom2]

@TheBillyChocolate ha ha! Me too!

[h4ck3rpunk]

@TheAnalObsession So agree! Probably too dark to ever obtain mainstream recognition.

[thematthew123]

/b/

[NeuroManson]

@10deadpuppies

That's okay, if you convert to Christianity, you'll find daughter raping is just great, and get away with it too, as long as you convert to Christianity.

[NeuroManson]

@ChurchOfKali66619

But he loves the old testament, where you know, the book of Job makes it A-OK to get drunk and molest your daughter.

[NeuroManson]

Spray, spray, SPRAY the sin away!

[WarpxD]

WOOOOOOOOOAH I FEEL EXCELLENT!

[PDXCHawk]

The seven people who've disliked this are the seven people I wish to meet least.

[TheBillyChocolate]

I have had the "Oops Wrong Stereotype" comp since I was a kid..It's only scratchy and crackly on this song, because I listened to this song over and over and over...

Thank you Alice Donut,

Oh Really?

[TheRacistsMustDie]

@FatherFonz No way!? Lol, I know an evangelical girl named Lisa, hope it's not THAT real :.p . I think I'll tell her this story, maybe I'll find out XD.

[MrRockyoutcrop]

the first Alice Donut song i ever heard was Waka Baby! i have ben addicted to them like a scumbag donut junkie ever since,they are at the very least my fave band at best the best band ever(please dont tell nomeansno I said this).

[Gillzilla13]

@scumcity14 i know its called bucketfuls of horror and sickness in an otherwise meaningless world or some shit like that