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Uploaded by on Apr 24, 2009

Roderick Right and Lindsay Halman report for X-News (That's X as in Xian)

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  • Don't the clothes get raptured as well then?

    If you have conjoined twins and only one is due to get raptured, is he or she actually raptured or not? And if so, is the other one taken for the ride or left to a gruesome death on Earth?

  • Wow! What a question! I wonder how a fundie would answer that!

    I can just see someone in heaven with the "bad" sibling still attached.

    "What? The crispy critter on my shoulder? That's my brother whose soul went to hell. I like heaven all right, but that screaming is a little hard to put up with!"

  • The rapture DID happen at my house, this morning. It was my second coming.

  • Now that's funny!

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  • what if the rapture came....and no one noticed who was raptured because the true believers were helping the poor in some god forsaken corner of the world without being noticed while the limousine xtians were trying to sell books and make a buck?

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  • I'd guess the bad personality would get the body, since you need atoms to actually feel the fires in hell.

  • Hey, good question. I got another one. What if you have multiple personalities? Does your good personality get taken up, and the bad one stay here? But then which personality would have the body?

  • LOL! Oh wow! Your question recalled a bit from a bugs bunny cartoon I saw as a kid. There was a tin of tobacco called half and half. One side an angel, the other a devil and it was singing "Half of me wants to be good. Only half of me wants to be, goooood". Thank you. I'll be humming that ditty the whole day through :-D

  • thats one cool question! Brilliant! I'd take my hat off to you if I wore one.

  • The Sunday school teacher in an early episode of The Simpsons gave the model answer to such awkward questions: 'Is a little blind faith too much to ask for?!' :D

  • Where do you go when you're raptured? Do you just float around in space with nothing to breathe, or is there some physical place you go. Your physical body gets raptured, right?

    I really don't get it. Have Christians thought this thing through? I hope it doesn't happen before they figure this part out.

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