Variablast hates lettuce

Stop contributing to the abuse of lettuce for the sake of your own nigger agenda. ilikenuman

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[Zaimren]

oh Iceberg (assuming it's iceberg) is horrible for you. You should be thanking Variablast for this one.

[SecularNumanist]

@Zaimren yes it was iceberg. Why is that bad for people?

[rozeboosje]

Oh NOES not the LETTUCE *sob*

[SecularNumanist]

@rozeboosje im sorry you had to see this

[SecularNumanist]

@variablast

.....

[breakfastisgo]

@SatanRobot Variablast isn't some robotic overlord superleader, he's just a guy who participates in some sort of movement. All of this rage directed toward him in an effort to "overthrow" him is obsessive silliness on the same level as being emotionally invested in the plot of the Care Bears movie. It's childish and absurd.

[breakfastisgo]

Do you express a similar degree of rage towards Frank Zappa?

[SseBb]

how much crops of lettuce you've left?:P

[wearealltubes]

@kramcas2 Then I got frisky in the morning and ruined that yucca again, HooooGrah!

[wearealltubes]

@SecularNumanist The titanic.

[Hazy992]

I won't stand for needless violence against lettuce!

[luminousanomaly]

Variablast hates lettuce because he's a CABBAGEHEAD! /watch?v=n9Uu-SNqR9I

[kramcas2]

It's ok. I got drunk once and ruined a house plant.

[ercvstr]

@variablast You literally sound like a schoolyard little pussy trying desperately to insult someone that isn't as worthless as you are and you fail miserably.