"I Found a Dog" ft. T-Pain (I'm on a Boat" Parody)

(Lyrics Below)
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"I Found a Dog" ft. T-Pain ("I'm on a Boat" Parody)
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Dir: Artex Productions

(Doggyyy)
Aww shit get your plastic meat toys ready it's about to go down (Yeaa Yeeaaa Yeeaaa)
Everybody in the place get ready to lay down some brown, (Flufffyyy) or get BUTT FUCKING NAKED
Puppy's running this let's go.

I found a dog (I found a dog)
I found a dog (I found a dog)
You can pick up any floozy if you take him for a jog
I found a dog (I found a dog)
I found a dog (i found a dog)
He's a gun-blazin', rock-slingin', snitch-killin' dog

I found a dog you piece of shit and he's so well trained
Cook a meal, drive a horse, he does everythang
Investment banks, tradin stocks, scientific method
Punchin Hata's, fuckin cats, yea he's so aggressive

Take a walk Phil (Phil)
This dog is paid bitch (Bitch)
Chewin' pterodactyl bones cause he so rich (Rich)
Charge Consulting fees, and he cheats on taxes
Hes a smart ass motha fucka sending business faxes

Yo he's a cruel son-bitch but he knows when to cuddle
When I'm sad, makes me glad, melts my heart to a puddle
Yea he'll never leave you, he won't go too far
He's my boy, he's my blood, he's my shining star

I got a dog and, he's my best friend
He's the only one I got and thats a problem
I don't get out much, mostly stayin at home
Getting kinda concerned, gonna die alone
(DOG PICK ME UP, MY PAIN IS REEEEEAAAAAAL)

Fuck girls I found this dog muthafucka (muthafucka)
Fuck my ex, shes a bitch but I still love her (I still love her)
Fuck that, I crack skulls drukentrukah (Drukentrukah)
My dog will cut you with his knife bufflobukah (bufflo bukah)

Hey Pa look who's laughin now
Travelin' back in time with my magical hound
Morph into a dragon gonna soar through the clouds
When out power's combine, we will be unstoppableeeeee

Yea, never thought I'd make a new friend
He distracts me from the bitter end
Hey father, look at meeeee oh ooo oh ooo ohhh
Never thought I'd go out this way
I wrote you letters everyday
and believe me when I say
I made this out of clay

I found a dog (I found a dog)
I found a dog (I found a dog)
I'm running out of tears but at least I found this dog
I miss my dad
I miss my dad
I wish he were around so I wouldn't be so sad

Daddyyy, Daddyyyy, Yeaaaeeeaaahhh

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[BrianArtex]

I show this video to everyone on my droid, and everyone loves it. It makes me laugh every time I see it; I also get a boner from the lighting, editing, and the face of that guy snuggling with the puppy, what with his salt and pepper beard, t'was enough to melt the heart of this cranky couth curmudgeon. Titillating twist to a terrific T-pain track!

[artexproductions]

You're a sweetheart Brian. Thank you.

[XMandelbrot]

What a dog!

[1wrongstu1]

So sick! Dont know how it doesnt have millions of views...?

[1darkwingotaku]

I love how at the end the totally go off the point of the song! 5 and half stars out of 5.

[vegasbrown23]

hahahaha! I love this!

[116garra]

i found a boat or im on a dog...those would be sick

[SarahColourBee]

thats a cute yorkie :)

[alioshrgog]

HHAAHAHAHa it sound like "i Fucked a dog" hahahhahaha

[yungblax]

wat a waste of fuckin time and effect... do ya own shit... ya gay fucks talking about owning dogs hahahaha u's all look like a dog...

[63webby]

respect....

[BADSTICKSTUDIOZ]

"Punchin hater's, fuckin cats, yeah he's so aggressive" lol