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Flight of the Conchords Ep 11 "Frodo"

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JEMAINE AND BRET
Frodo, don't wear the ring.
I know it's very tempting.
Yes, you will appear to disappear,
But the dark riders they'll know you're there.
Yes, Lord Sauron has many spies...
EUGENE
(as Saruman)
Many spies, have many eyes...
JEMAINE AND BRET
One ring to bind them, to find them,
One ring to rule them all,
One ring to bind them, one to find them,
One ring to rule them ALLLLLLL!!!
Yea, Little Frodo!
You've got to rule them, Frodo, rule them with the ring Come on ruuuule them
with your ring!
EUGENE
(as Saruman)
Lord Sauron has many spies, beasts and birds.
MEL
(as Arwen)
If you want him, come and claim him!
BRET
(as Frodo)
Do they, Gandalf?
MURRAY
(as Gandalf)
I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks!
JEMAINE
(as Sam)
I can't carry the ring
But I can carry you, Mr. Frodo.
DAVE
(as Aragorn)
You have my sword,
BRET
(as Legolas)
And my bow,
DAVE
(as Gimli)
And my axe!
MEL
(as Arwen)
Noro nim mish fir mar nim nor!
JEMAINE
(as Sam)
Mordor...
DAVE
(as Aragorn)
We'll never make it.
There's thousands of them and only nine of us...
BRET
(as Frodo with ring)
Ohhhh...
DAVE
(as Aragorn)
We made it...
BRET
(as Frodo)
Hurray, we made it.
BRET AND JEMAINE
Yo Frodo, what you doin' wearing the ring?
All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing?
I know it's hard when you're little more than 3 foot 4
Your little ass so close to the floor.
Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor
The Fellowship!
(Yea the fellowship)
I don't rap about bitches and hos,
I rap about witches and trolls,
just passing on the words of the Elven king,
Wisdom to all
Frodo! Don't wear the ring!
JEMAINE AND BRET
Frodo don't wear the ring,
The magical bling bling,
You'll never be the Lord of the Rings...

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  • BETTER FACT:

    Not only was he in LOTR, he was FIGWIT- of internet fame

  • Is it odd the first time I had sex... I started to sing this song?... Body couldn't hold it in...

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  • 0:13.Jemaine could of played young Bilbo in "The Hobbit". That would of have been awsome.

  • "I know it's hard when your little over 3-foot-4,

    you little ass so close to the floor!"

  • The magical bling bling

  • @Zeta9966 that wasn't one of arwen's brothers, he played the same character in the first and third movies. he is also going to be in the hobbit films

  • @krutcheshobb I remember that. I'm implying that I was watching.

  • WOOOOOOOOOOO GIVE ME THE MARSHO!!!

  • @darkwhizzard I dont remember the character's name. But Bret played him. Only in the first movie though. In the third he's a totally different character.

  • @Zeta9966 who is Arwen's brother?

  • @Godaiseirei He was actually Arwen's brother in the first movie. He's present at the Council Of Elrond, but you can hardly see him in the theatrical version, and he's only present for about 2 seconds on the extended cut. But he definitely has a line in Return Of The King.

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