Football Hooligans

Sketch from season 3, episode 3 of "Not the 9 o'clock news", where a professor and a social worker discuss tactics agains football hooligans. Note to non-UK viewers: "goolies" are men's privat parts.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• not the nine o'clock news
• not the 9 o'clock news
• goolies
• hooligans
• football
• soccer
• comedy
• british
• uk

[glinner1]

A method of treating the present rioters in London.....they knew their shit in the 1980s

[dm18876]

@OzzieGG An Australian having a pop at rioters, is a bit like the pot calling the kettle black. Obviously ain't done much Aussie history have you, because you'd know the nature of the early settlers of your modern nation. Convicts, and thieves - weren't they? But, like these rioters, convicts and thieves - that were fighting against a British establishment that has robbed their entire future from them. If you were fully conscious of your own roots, you could shown more empathy.

[poolidoor]

love to c english and australian fighting each other , they are like twin to me , i realised neighbour wasn t english after many episode i saw it was always shot in a bright hot summer which is weird when u know that summer in south england don t last more than two weeks ( thanks to the global warming ) anyway so the solution is easy cut of their goolies lol is crocodile danddee an aussie i though he s more like a south african ? english people always nice with thieves sending em on suny island

[Algahiem]

CUTTING OF THEIR GOOLIES!!!

[bittylover2]

a lads calm down!!!!!

[bennyenglish]

@JBofBrisbane I live in australia, you say YOUR countries convicts and theives ect, might be ignorant here but are u full aussie not based from a immigrant family. Keeping in mind australia being a tropical Paradise is prob a huge misconception as they weren't just sent here and allowed to go on there merry way generally they were forced to work till they died or they where released :) So as nice as a place maybe being slave labor kinda puts a dampener on it:)

[assortedcorpses]

@dm18876 Did you do much historical research before making that comment? For instance, just how much of Australia's population was actually comprised of convicts sent out from Britain? Did you further bother to check what this composition would have been at the time of Australia's federation which formally recognised the various states and territories as one viable and legal nation? I think not! Try to enjoy the videos instead of acting above your station in future perhaps.

[Tenkensoujiro666]

@dm18876 The current establishment never touched their future (apart from cuts which are a necessary evil)...it was already broken as soon as the previous government left...the legacy being a string of broken promises and a topsy turvey society where irresponsibility is rampant and debt escalating beyond measure.

[JBofBrisbane]

@dm18876 - Yeah, YOUR country's convicts and thieves, sent here under the mistaken belief that you could wipe out crime in your cold, miserable country by exporting it halfway round the world to a sub-tropical paradise.