Rhythm Method (just a bit of fun)

Just a bit of fun
This started off as an instrumental, and then while we were playing I noticed the odd affect on some of the members of the audience and quite honestly it started to get embarrassing the way they were becoming so friendly with each other (if you know what I mean).

Amazing break through in arousal techniques(ha ha ha) discovered through years of research using various Hypnotic techniques this is causing amazing results, please following the IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS: section before watching video this is very important otherwise your dingily dangly might fall off through to much excitement.

Amazing? (What)
If you have problems with your relationship or just want to try for fun then, try making love while we are playing the Rhythm Method as background music you will be very surprised at the result.


IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS:
Get your self into the position where your big toe is sticking out of the bottom of the bed and the mouse is on say a chair or any flat surface beneath your perturbing foot, then with your big toe is just above the left button of the mouse, and then when the you think you are ready press the left button to start the music, Of course have a practice first to make sure you have the correct posture/stroke position.
Don't knock it until you try it
Oh I forgot to mention while you are doing it with our song please do not let your mind wander and start to count sheep this is very off putting for the sheep who are also trying to perform.

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[japroctor]

Hi,

Thanks so much for your comment.

Just two oldies having a laugh!

Regards, Keith & John

[japroctor]

Hi there,

So good of you to comment on our little vid.

Regards, Keith & John

[japroctor]

Hi,

Thanks so much for your comment. You're right, we do have a great time. It might not be perfect, but who cares!!!

Regards, Keith & John

[japroctor]

Hi there,

Thanks for listening, and your great comment,

Regards, Keith & John

[japroctor]

Thank you so much for your great comment'

Regards, Keith & John

[d59Rockaveli]

Nice

[japroctor]

I am glad you liked it

[DJENGO84]

Nice jam guys, Some funny captions too John! Keep on.

All the best,

Ed

[MisterStereo]

Enjoyed the music.

*****'s

Lloyd

[kennymelodica]

Brilliant and looks like you're having a great time too!! 5 stars ******

[RadiophonicResearch]

Great stuff, you guys.

Should be doing session work in studios all week, gigging all weekend [and forget the lecturing!]

[lassebrother]

wow that sounds really god(: