Portal Cake

Portal Cake Ingredients List

The CAKE IS A LIE!

Plus, half of the ingredients will kill you...
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower.
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
Volatile malted milk impoundments.
Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cup granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
Proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.

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[eddiemcrich]

The cake kills you. :'(

[UsNme]

@eddiemcrich

Though probably the best cake you will ever taste... The last cake you'll ever taste..

[rustybuckingham]

...shaped like fish.

[lilscatman2814]

Easy portal cake, get pecan cake add 8 cherries with cream, and one candle.

Fish shaped candle

[TheJunkieBox]

I like the part where she says rhubarb.

[rswan5]

Well, you COULD make this cake. Just leave out everything after, "Don't forget garnishes."

Oddly, the ingredients list didn't say what those red fruits are at the top of the cake.

[IanEduardoMeneses]

Recipe in a nutshell:

rhubarb, fish.

[TheActorWithNoLines]

@rosaleenauk The cake is grief counseling.

[rosaleenauk]

Okay, okay, I've seen many Portal cakes here on youtube. But wheres' my grief counseling? Wasn't that promised to me??

[term702]

I made this cake for a potluck and everybody loved it , but I haven't heard anything of any of them lately

[dshwab]

I tried to make it...'