Afghan Surge Sing Along (Hooah!)

Afghan Surge Anthem and Sing Along
by Bill Dyszel
(to the tune "The Caissons Go Rolling Along"

Soon our troops, every man,
Will get to Afghanistan,
Then we'll turn right around
And come back.
If we try not to blink,
We might see the Taliban,
Which we wont have,
The time to attack.
When they ship your ass
To the Khyber pass,
You'll see!
It isn't Bali Hai!
It's a stinkin 'hole
Nobody controls,
So of course,
They'll send in the G.I.s

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[OHLeeful]

Great! Would you do "'Twas the night before Christmas" by Clement Clarke Moore to the old cowboy song, "The Strawberry Roan" melody? I think it works.

[cinemasolo]

Thanks! I didn't know that - I'll check into it.

[darktoadthesticky]

Great song.

[cinemasolo]

Thanks!

[lonesomepoetxi]

i dont know about Iraq but Afghanistan is still very losable if Obama doesent handle it right.

[cinemasolo]

Thanks for your comment. I could probably go in there and lose it singlehanded. John Wayne could win it singlehanded, but he's gone.

[kevng3]

Where did you get the cool map for the background. It looks almost like my "evil Hitler's empire" map with the darkness overtaking Europe...

[cinemasolo]

Thanks for commenting. I wonder if we can get the Congress together for a singalong?

[cinemasolo]

Thanks for commenting.

[m34a]

Thank congress for our losing Vietnam and now Iraq and afghan soon to follow.