Here Comes Goodbye 1X45

****************next day***************
*everyone but Jessica downstairs in the living room playing the wii*
Nitasha: DUDE! I WON! IN UR FACE BUBBA!
Bobby: HEY! The only one who can call me that is momma and Jessica!
Nitasha: *gave him a u wanna bet look*
Bobby: Well since ur my sister now, I guess u can call me that.
Joe: *chuckled*
Brenda: *in the kitchen cooking breakfast*
Joe: *walked into the kitchen to help Brenda* Ms. Brenda Ca-
Brenda: Call me Momma B. Or Brenda. Watcha want hun?
Joe: I was wondering if I could help with anything?
Brenda: Actually, I was planning on talking to you. Yes you can help. Can you cook eggs?
Joe: Yes maam.
Brenda: Just say Yes or yup. When people say maam it makes me feel old.
Joe: Okay. *took some of the eggs out of the box that was on the counter next to the stove and broke a couple*
Brenda: Time for us to have a one on one talk. Mother to daughters boyfriend talk.
Joe: *nervous*
Brenda: Okay, im glad your staying here with us. I know she stayed with you last night, its okay but there is something I wanna say. Are you using protection? Cuz I dont wanna be a grandma at the age Im at.
Joe: NO no no no. You have it all wrong. We arent sleeping sleeping together. Im still a virgin.
Brenda: Okay but still, if anytime in the near future you guys do plan on having sex, please use protection.
Joe: This is a little awkward. Okay, we will. I dont plan on having sex till Im married.
Brenda: I just dont wanna be a grandma at the age of 29.
Jessica: *walked into the kitchen dressed and with wet hair, just got out of the shower* Momma!
Brenda: What?
Jessica: You know your not 29!
Joe: She dont look a day over 20.
Brenda: I LIKE HIM! Hes a keeper.
Jessica: I know! *walked to him and kissed him then walked to the fridge to get some water* Good morning yall!
Nitasha and Bobby: *walk into the kitchen* Hey!
Jessica: HEY!
Bobby: What was all that screaming about last night?
Nitasha: *gave Jessica and dirty look, then looked at Joe* MM HMM yeah Jessica what was with the screaming?
Jessica: PSHT! You wish that was what I was doing. No, I had a nightmare.
Joe: I woke her up.
Bobby: I had a nightmare to! Then I realized, I wasnt asleep, I was looking at you.
Nitasha: *laughed* U CRACK ME UP! Who was that for?
Bobby: Ditz
Jessica: HEY! Do you want some of this? *acting like she was getting ready to fight*
Bobby: PSHT! JOE DOES! BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!
Joe: *mouth dropped open*
Brenda: *laughing*
Jessica: *looked at her brother* Bring it
Bobby: Its already brought *walked to his sister and stared her in the eyes*
Jessica: *didnt blink*
Bobby: *stuck his finger in his mouth and gave her a wet willy*
Jessica: *squirmed* EWWWW!
Bobby: *took off running*
Joe: Thats gross
Jessica: EW EW EW!
Nitasha: *laughing* I love his mind.
Jessica: GROSS! I still feel his spit in my ear
***********couple hours later at Kevins house************

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