Grover Norquist: 'I Engaged In A Week-Long Drug-Fueled Orgy With Corporate Income Taxes'

President of Americans for Tax Reform Grover Norquist confirms that he carried on a 28-year salacious affair with taxes.

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Comedy

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• comedy
• The Onion
• Grover Norquist

[vts101]

For people who don't know. This is the real Grover Norquist! He is making fun of himself. He is a big fan of the Onion. I thought this was hilarious.

I don't normally do this but thumbs up so people see!

[Violent2aShadow]

To be exact, the orgy lasted 999 minutes.

[VolatileChemical]

Holy SHIT that's so funny he did this.

[cobrompton]

@MrBasilGanglia He's throwing a monkey wrench into any chance of having bi-partisan compromise in congress. If he wants to make the argument against raising taxes he can, but not allowing ANYTHING to get done isn't right.

[MrBasilGanglia]

@cobrompton Please tell me what he is doing that is wrong? I can't understand how a person can call it wrong unless they don't really know what he is doing or how the economy and progressive taxes works.

[cobrompton]

@MrBasilGanglia No, I guess he's not manhandling anyone.. but what he's doing is still not right.

[MrBasilGanglia]

@cobrompton He is not using force of any kind.

[cobrompton]

@HelloAgain151 Duly noted.

[cobrompton]

@Tezcatlepocatl Here we go...

[HelloAgain151]

@cobrompton He may be a dick, but he's still got a sense of humor....

[I was just thinking it's kind of funny how saying a phrase in reverse, with the criticism at the beginning and the positive thing on the end, makes it sound good, but the way you said it sounds bad.....to me, anyway....]