Vikings Jared Allen Explains his Mullet

Jared Allen, the defensive end for the Minnesota Vikings (NFL) team, elaborates on his haircut. ?Well not, it's not a superstition, it?s just a lifestyle man, that?s my number one advice of all High School kids, go out malling or so me ass facial hair intimidation, but ah yes so, I'll have a little had a bet with my friends and some adviser who will get the best __ on April 15th. It just coming a bit of away. So I gave myself the high attack and I do some razor stripes in there and then it cut on and where the razor, where the lions from, there is a razor stripes? But it doesn't cost that, you should put a line in their head and a new razor stripe for every __ that you get. So that's where the lines are from, eleven and half old right now and I'm hoping to get about you know, four more and therefore the seasons over and always have a beautiful name coming at the back of the helmet you know, nice and full man. And like I said, its all business here. Go out at leave its definitely a party. So, you know right now whose coming to get you.?

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[jleack]

Coolest guy on the planet.

[ronaldmcdonalization]

done and done senior photo lookin like a badass

[drbayoms]

@getarplya

Wow. That's, that's, quite pathetic.

[ubercuteme]

the description is awesome because clearly whoever put this on couldnt hear shit

[jetman3737]

Im growing a mullet kinda like that for next FB season, because that is the coolest idea, ever

[buschbeer100]

@JigglesJingle dude thats hella inspiration. How long does it take to have a mean ass mullet? I always get like 2 or so months in then I puss out and get my hair cut.

[getarplya]

i had a dirty mullet for a year and it was all because of him

[romeroa94]

i hate the vikings, but love jared allen! 

[frankiebaby725]

@mschoolbus Cock party IN his rear. What a fag.

[lpspartan60]

@Seanyd84 whatever respect anyone in the world had for you is now gone.

the mullet militia doesn't need your opinion

[nug163]

im growing a mullet right now for footballl season, which were already in