Positive Attitude - Million Dollar Bill Y'All$

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I got a million dollar bill and its more than you got
keep it under my bed in a shoe box under two locks
one key's with my tube socks top drawer
the other's combination's 16 27 34
oh drat I shouldn't have told you that
but it won't be the first or the last time
I lost my last dime in fact this past time
I went to micky d's to get a double cheese
she said that'll be a dollar please and I said geez
can you break a million, are you for real man
I'm like yes, she's like no, d'oh
but I'm super starving though
so get to grillin' I'll buy a million
I was eating my fill when I had a heart attack
sued them and got my million dollar bill back

he's a millionaire
without a cent to spare
just his million dollar bill and not a penny more
& if he went & spent
even a single cent
well then he wouldn't be a millionaire anymore

I made senseless investments in asbestos
but before I learned my lessons within seconds
I won the lottery
& though I know it's some what dumb luck, it's gotta be
I never let poverty or the economy bother me
so follow me, I once hit an old man with my limo
paid the driver mucho de niro to dump the body in another zip code
now I'm stranded broke at a Citgo on skid row
when I met the old man's widow
said to come home & bust up her chifferobe
for a nickel which I thought was a bit low
but I did go, disposed of the chest
cleaned up the mess no stress
til she came back in half undressed
and said you want this nickel, I'm like well yes
then she dropped the coin down the front of her corset
I stuck my hand in but I had to force it
cuz I didn't wanna think of where the nickel was buried
but to make a long story short we got married
I know what you're saying now why would you do this
that's foolish I'm not clueless
I figure I'll chill have her change her will
then mix up her pills and collect a cool mil

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[GOOJAJ]

isn't this a Mark Twain story?

[gherkamum]

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