Uploaded by SultanOfSurreal on Sep 8, 2007
This is from Patton's album, Werewolves and Lollipops, which is one of the funniest standup routines I've ever heard. This was my favorite bit from the album.
I usually hate videos where the visual is just a still picture, but I don't have footage of Mr. Oswalt performing this bit, and it's just too good not to share.
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All these posers today, just hopping on the new wave Rape Stove bandwagon. WELL Y'KNOW WHAT? I was there for the ORIGINAL. I saw the ORIGINAL RAPE STOVE: THE STOVE THAT RAPES PEOPLE IN THEATERS.
3 weeks ago 2
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Fuck yeah, Deathbed is awesome! It's a rather pretentious artsy fartsy horror
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@BerryJoy Definitely a far nerdier Bill Hicks, but his critique of religion and politics and everything is spot on!
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I get a slight Bill Hicks vibe from Patton Oswalt
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Well maybe if the bed learned to eat some PUSSY I wouldn't be down here trying to get a sugar high off this goddamned thing!
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im gonna watch this movie now that he said it....and people...its real and free online...
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Patton rules and is so cool. He is funny as hell. I bust a gut whenever he is saying something that is funny to him.
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I listen to this clip every time I feel like I can't finish shit. It is better than any motivational poster.
4 months ago 4
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22 people were raped by stoves.
4 months ago 4
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I refuse to believe that I am the only one that would watch Rape Stove: The Stove that Rapes People
TheRealShortBusTV 10 months ago 87
The actual title is "death bed, the bed that eats." The word "people" isn't there. I think the title is even funnier without people. It's just the bed that eats. it could eat other things. perhaps occasionally it eats people. watch and find out.
ethansloan 1 year ago 43