XFACTOR AUDITION

I originally made this video with the intention of sending it to Mr. High Trousers himself.. Simon Cowell. But I have now decided my future lies elsewhere.

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[shaiuno]

So, as I'm trying to audition for XFACTOR I'm naturally lookin at the competition - Dude I don't know I this is your natural demeanor and no offense but this CRACKED ME THE FCK UP LMAO - way funny an you need to be on TV brother.

[AmericanReject2012]

@shaiuno .. Thanks and good luck with your upcoming audition. If you get through the first round just suck off simon cowell in the second round and you'll be fine.

[smiexx]

to me you have the "physique du role" of a painter. give it a try ;)

[AmericanReject2012]

@smiexx I have been known to brandish a brush.. not really, but i could give it a try.

[smiexx]

@AmericanReject2012 besides, as a painter you earn the right to keep your moustache without anybody arguing about it anymore :P

[AmericanReject2012]

@smiexx good points well made

[shaiuno]

ROTFLMAO !

[DillingerEscapeMan]

@AmericanReject2012 Come to New College - damn nice garden and stuff

[DillingerEscapeMan]

@AmericanReject2012 You should definately do that!