II Kings Cannibals
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Ah, the wisdom, morality, and family values of the good book. It never fails to enlighten. You do such a good job of interpretation I wonder if you could sub for some fundie preacher who wanted to take the day off.
It would be quite funny if you convinced one that you were also a preacher and wanted to guest-preach one day. Love to be in the audience then.
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Did David have both women put to death? That would be what Moses would have done.
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Re-reading this story it doesn't sound all that crazy. Well, the women were crazy, but it didn't justify cannibalism, and the king didn't seem to be very rich. :O
Really funny though. :D
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It was such a good interpretation I actually believed the king said that!
I will just in the next couple of days reach this part, and I realised I've mistaken.
Still, as I blog my reading (in written form) I wish to quote you there if you allow me, of course with link to this video.
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You know, in some ways, this is one of your best. It simply lays out the imoral insanity and stops. It would be interesting to hear a fundie preacher make a sermon out of this set of verses.
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Excellent ^^ Glad to have subscribed to you
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At least the king didn't do what she thought he'd do... or did he :p You never know with the Bible :/
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hmm odd isn't it that nobody here's of this story.
i onestly find this funny satirical and briliant, but it sure does show the kind of uuhm sickening OLD ancient customs of biblical times
robindesade 3 years ago
yes, the bible is a treasure trove of wickedness and crazy stories. Oh well, keeps us entertained I suppose, lol.
kalsolarUK 3 years ago
And I thought atheists were the baby-eaters.
Drekoguk 3 years ago 2
lol, thats just a creationist slur - although, if theres ever a chicken shortage...
kalsolarUK 3 years ago
Crazy Lady 1: Let us boil and eat our children.
Crazy Lady 2: Great idea **boils son***
Crazy Lady 1: Om nom nom nom.......he is so sweet and impudent.
Crazy Lady 2: I cannot wait to eat yours! (om nom nom nom)
Crazy Lady 1: Oh, there won't be any of that.
Crazy Lady 2: WHAT?! Why not!?
Crazy Lady 1: I'm sterile and I hate children! Muwahahahahaha! **runs off most crazily**
Great one, Kalsolar.
AzmodanKijur 3 years ago
lol, interesting alternative version!
kalsolarUK 3 years ago