Ask the Adobe ones - Episode 17

Flash remedy - Sure, you might not put your life in the hands of Dr. Kush but he might help alleviate some of your browser plug-in blues. Plus, Victor Vector stars in an infomercial.


Transcript:

Hello, I'm Dr. Kush and I'm not a real doctor. Just like Dr. Dre or queen latifa or Sir Elton John - we all agree that he is a madam. And the only explanation I could think of why I'm standing in front of this MRI is because perhaps I enjoy looking at people's body parts just for fun. But still I believe I could provide you with a treatment that could help resolve an embarrassing problem that some of you might have.

I got a message from Ali Mansuri about a problem with his ... ehmm.... Adobe Flash player.

Ali says his flash player has been acting strange lately and he tried to install it again but apparently it doesn't seem to install properly either.

So I contacted a friend of mine who happens to be from the Adobe support team.

Wait, hes not really from tech support and even if he was it's not nice to stereotype people like that. Just try a different sound track.. ok now it sounds like he's about to start a wrestling match.

anyway moving on... He said it is difficult to diagnose the problem without knowing other factors such as what OS or browser and what version of it is involved. But he said a good resource to find answers to problems with the Flash player is: adobe.com/support/flashplayer then search using keywords applicable to your specific case.

However he did suggest a solution that might work in most cases and that is to re-install it. Lets take a look at an infomercial about Reinstall.




If you or anybody you know is suffering from Flash player browser plug-in install dysfunction or FP BP ID, reinstall might be an option.

It is best to uninstall any older versions of the Flash player before updating a the new one.

Go to adobe.com/go/tn_14 15 7 and obtain the correct uninstaller for your PC or Mac.

Then execute the file you downloaded and follow instructions. Then go to adobe.com/go/getflashplayer and click install now to get the latest version.

Reinstall is not for everyone. If you are not sure how to perform it, please consult your geeky friends.

Side effects may include bad taste, laziness, disorienteria and quadruple osmosis. In some serious cases, involuntary pole vaulting with amnesia for the event has been reported. You shouldn't take reinstall while driving, operating machinery or performing brain surgery. If you had an erection lasting six weeks or longer you should see your doctor immediately but do try to get dressed as best as you can.

Install dysfunction hurts, reinstall can help.

Ok so hope that helped and if you have any embarrassing problems that you can't talk about with tech support, try making a video of yourself asking it and post it online and share the link to ask@adobe.com and we will feature it on this show that is seen by people around the world from 100s of different countries some I haven't even heard about before.

Thank you for watching. Talk to your doctor about flash player browser plug-in reinstalls and she might refer you to a new shrink.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Ask
• Adobe
• Kush
• Flash
• Plug-in
• Browser
• IE
• Firefox
• Safari
• Internet
• Explorer
• Player
• ActiveX
• install
• parody
• spoof
• viagra
• cialis
• sexy
• robot
• girl
• victor
• vector
• girlfriend
• swing

[0501701]

do u get paid alot for doing this? keep up the good work in answering our questions!

[adobe1wannabe]

uhm.. no. I have to do other stuff to get paid. This is just my hobby.

[0501701]

u enjoy looking at people's body parts! lol

[cryo7774]

yeah that be swell

[cryo7774]

wow hey those robots how did you make em?

that is a great infomercial

[lordofdoosh]

friken hilariious dude