Top Ten things NOT to say in an Airport
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did i mention LAME by any chance?
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number 1 thing not to say at an airport: "I'm a terrorist."
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This cracked me up :) great lines man
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Haha... I love satire... but listen up Americans!!! Imagine ACTUALLY using one of these lines! You'd miss your flight. Likely spend minimum 5 hours with ALL SORTS of agencies stopping in to talk to you and ultimately release you OR if you act like a jerk (or are Middle-Eastern) they could hold you for up to 28 days without charging you OR admitting to even having you in custody. By that point they can "claim" you resisted their CONTROL and hold you INDEFINITELY as an "enemy combatant" AMRKAFKYA!
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RACIST SHIT!
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This is not cool...at all...u need to go to jail
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this shit it corny
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Step One: Don't be brown (
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I wonder if he tell all his friends "hey guys its september 10th you know what tomorrow is...Party at my house!".
8 months ago 3
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@Lally0011 Thank you for your concern im muslim and trust me this is not insulting because the word Jihad means to struggle like the fact i wear a hijab on a hot 30 degrees summer day is Jihad for me if you understand. Its just that at airports now if you are muslim you will be watched and asked alot of questions or stopped and searched thoroughly. And saying some of these things can cause delay for you at an airport trust me
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Airport Officer: "Got any fire arms,Sir" You: "What you need"
SuperBored10 1 year ago 49
That's because English is clearly not his first language - it's called an accent X3
watermelonandpotato 2 years ago 36